[sputneek]

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

Upon some reflection, deep thought and laborious study, one would arrive to the conclusion.th........

[kbz1960]

[sputneek]

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

Would depend on what they're doin' I guess

[sputneek]

Must be a relative.

They say you can't choose you're family and you replied to this post........BIG MISTAKE!!, we now have a DEAL

[sputneek]

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

[sputneek]

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

When clouds are less then 50 percent.

[sputneek]

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

[sputneek]

How fast do hotcakes sell?

Dunno? But fer shure slower the piiiieyie

[sputneek]

''I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.'' By Richard Diran

[sputneek]

''The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.'' By Jay Leno

This and rip off everybody double

[kbz1960]

They say you can't choose you're family and you replied to this post........BIG MISTAKE!!, we now have a DEAL

Oh what have l done

[sputneek]

I want to make a Facebook account and name it Nobody so that when I like some post, it would say Nobody Likes This.

Not possible, everyone loves YOU Jaf, hehe

[sputneek]

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Shhhoooosh, whizzed right over my head that one

[sputneek]

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

Irrefutable fact

[sputneek]

Oh what have l done

And don't think that poossie smiley is getting you out of it either

[sputneek]

Can crop circles be square?

Only if you can fit a square peg in a round hole........ gotta feeling this will be FFM

[sputneek]

''The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.'' By Mark Russell

Mark Russell's my hero

[kbz1960]

Shhhoooosh, whizzed right over my head that one http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-think001.gif

Humm the one related to the prince of darkness doesn't know. Ask your cousin Satan!

[sputneek]

�My husband and I divorced over religious differences - He thought he was God.

He sure got that wrong........ I am

[kbz1960]

And don't think that poossie smiley is getting you out of it either

How about this?

[sputneek]

My Mind is like lightning, one flash and its gone

I always new I was right!!

[kbz1960]

He sure got that wrong........ I am http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/s...milies-003.gif

Now you're both?

[sputneek]

Here ya go.........

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Here's a little febreezin' back at 'cha

[kbz1960]

Here's a little febreezin' back at 'cha

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Awe my pets for a couple months when I was a kid.

[sputneek]

Now you're both?

You did'nt know how that worked yet? tsk tsk