Hello, my name is Sputneek and I'm an alcoholic........... I also don't very much like to do housework, which is why I'm an alcoholic
Aaaand I'll let you all in on a tip, the secret to a long marriage is.................................Booze and Yardwork and more of the former then the latter Actually, you just go out there and pretend to do the latter Works for me and trust me on this, I've got purty near 35 years experience, looks good on my resume.