Holy carp! Just finished reading about 10 pages and now I'm off to go back and reply. There must be over 100 questions between pages 713 and 725 so here goes my post count! Don't worry about posting too fast. 19K is just about complete.
How about Charleston Chew? My local store sells them. Stick them in the freezer and then when ready to eat, smack it down on the counter a few times and it breaks into great little bite-sized pieces.