1. kbz1960's Avatar
    pocketnow destroyed the Z10 in their review ... nasty.
    What's pocket now and what did they hate?
    02-23-13 07:38 AM
  2. kbz1960's Avatar
    Guess everyone is tapping out again
    I went to bed. Past my bed time and couldn't stay up any longer.
    02-23-13 07:40 AM
  3. bungaboy's Avatar
    The CB 1M post Challenge!-vaseline.jpg
    02-23-13 07:42 AM
  4. kbz1960's Avatar
    An update on g2hockey. Approximately 18.2 seconds after posting the thread, g2 was biting the last of his right toenail off just about even when his little brother entered the room waving their sister's headless, naked trio of Barbie dolls which so startled him that he jumped, promptly shoving his big toe up his left nostril. In obvious distress, he hopped about wildly, and landed barefoot in the pile of Legos that he'd left scattered hither and yon. The resulting fall smacked his head into the corner of an occasional table and rendered him into blessed unconsciousness.

    The ambulance arrived with one Starbucks-jonesing attendant and the other who'd just shotgunned an ounce of prime Maui wowie. In their conflicting haste-buzz to get g2 down the stairs, the gurney slipped from their grasp, bouncing down 23 stairs to land inverted in a 250 gallon fish tank. The stoned EMT promptly attempted to deliver mouth-to-mouth to a gasping piranha, losing three chunks of tongue, half his upper lip, and most of the rest of his dignity as tears poured from his eyes.

    They righted the gurney and loaded it into the ambulance. The wounded EMT stuffed a gauze pad into his own mouth to stanch the flow, and arrived at the hospital without further incident. g2 has been in an unresponsive coma since then, but has been recorded saying the word 'Thor' in a painful moan. He will also mutter 'five thousand' at random, and in seeming attempts to break from the coma, has repeatedly said, 'Does anyone know what's going on?'
    I knew it had to be something like that.
    02-23-13 07:47 AM
  5. kbz1960's Avatar
    [email protected] Piranha, they get you very time.......
    What's up wit dat?
    02-23-13 07:48 AM
  6. Lendo's Avatar
    Muahahahaha I figured out how to do it... with GIMP...

    02-23-13 07:52 AM
  7. bungaboy's Avatar
    Can pigs fly?
    Congrats man on the 67K pole dancin', Gingerbread munchin pantless post.

    04:10 AM is twirly for me.
    02-23-13 07:53 AM
  8. kbz1960's Avatar
    I hate when you find a parking spot with no cars around you and then when you return to your car, you find someone has pulled in right next to you leaving only inches for you to open your door!
    Man I hate that too.
    02-23-13 07:55 AM
  9. kbz1960's Avatar
    Good morning pantless. Was really nice to sleep in today.
    02-23-13 07:56 AM
  10. kbz1960's Avatar
    I sure did get them.. and then some LOL
    Post wh0re
    02-23-13 07:57 AM
  11. Lendo's Avatar
    Can pigs fly?
    Congrats on an original 67,000th Post Febrezefather
    02-23-13 07:59 AM
  12. kbz1960's Avatar
    Now drop and give me 20!
    Drops tweenty
    02-23-13 07:59 AM
  13. Lendo's Avatar
    What's pocket now and what did they hate?
    pocketnow.com is a tech review site and they hate the Z10.
    02-23-13 08:00 AM
  14. kbz1960's Avatar
    I didn't. Did you?
    Not me
    02-23-13 08:00 AM
  15. kbz1960's Avatar
    OK. But only because you said please.
    Thank you
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    02-23-13 08:01 AM
  16. Lendo's Avatar
    Almost time for homemade bread and tea :P
    kbz1960, bungaboy, louzer and 1 others like this.
    02-23-13 08:02 AM
  17. kbz1960's Avatar
    pocketnow.com is a tech review site and they hate the Z10.
    But why? Lack of apps? The hub? Peeking? Flowing?
    bungaboy, jafobabe, louzer and 1 others like this.
    02-23-13 08:03 AM
  18. kbz1960's Avatar
    Oh sh1t! Now I'm on the spot to come up with some witty little saying???
    Man the pressure is just too much
    02-23-13 08:05 AM
  19. Lendo's Avatar
    Can we really post anything that drifts through our mind?
    Yes we ca.. SQUIRREL....
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    02-23-13 08:07 AM
  20. Lendo's Avatar
    That might take a few hours or so.
    It didn't take so long, and I didn't lose me spot yet.. :P
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    02-23-13 08:08 AM
  21. kbz1960's Avatar
    Love the shield
    bungaboy, jafobabe, louzer and 1 others like this.
    02-23-13 08:09 AM
  22. Lendo's Avatar
    Damn 30 second rule!
    I said that last night too LOL
    02-23-13 08:09 AM
  23. kbz1960's Avatar
    I think he's gunning for the all-sixes (66,666).
    I saw that. Evil man
    bungaboy, jafobabe, louzer and 1 others like this.
    02-23-13 08:11 AM
  24. sputneek's Avatar
    [QUOTE=kbz1960;8019931]That does the trick.[/QUOTE] Sure does!

    Originally Posted by louzer View Post
    "That's the best time to post! OK. A quick thread primmer for you:
    5000 - The thread was originally titled "Countdown to 5000". We have no idea what the OP meant by it, but immediately hijacked it to mean friendly, personable, and considerate. 5000 has become a way of life in this thread.

    Pantless - Inspired by pantlesspenguin who tries to wear pants only when absolutely necessary. Pantless is a requirement for posting. It's often just a state of mind (especially when posting in public). Pantless is comfortable which is a good way to experience life. Therefore, everything in this thread is pantless.

    Febreze - A long long time ago, pantlesspenguin shared a pic of her cat that she posted on a photo site. The first comment that she received had to do with a bottle of Febreze on a bureau in the background. Because of the lighting and the angle of the Febreze bottle, it looked like some sort of sex toy. So, in this thread, Febreze is.... well, I'm sure you get it.

    Random - The way we post here. Everyone has their own individual styles and favorite subjects. The more random the posting, the more fun the reading.

    This thread is a troll-free zone. Unlike other places on this site, we don't like to argue. Pantles, 5000, and most of all fun are the operatives used here.

    And finally, every 1000th post milestone gets awarded with a custom pantless 5000 graphic which is used as an avatar. The one thing they all have in common is that there is a bottle of Febreze incorporated somewhere into it and there's always a CB logo. And, as often as possible, characters are pictured pantless."

    I would like to add that this simple and effective description of the 50K should not deter the newer members to peruse this thread as there are many, many great moments. A quick way, is to go through it a hundred pages at a time, it will make you laugh, it will make you cry and above all it will give you a better understanding of the lifestyle that is the 50K....Have fun!!
    02-23-13 08:12 AM
  25. Lendo's Avatar
    MMMMmmmm tea...
    kbz1960, bungaboy, louzer and 1 others like this.
    02-23-13 08:12 AM
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