1. louzer's Avatar
    No worries, Thanks to "No Child Left Behind"
    What about the right behind? Don't they come in pairs?
    02-23-13 01:01 AM
  2. louzer's Avatar
    *Takes a bow* Thank you, Thank you!!!
    It's kind of like watching a game that you Tivoed earlier!
    02-23-13 01:03 AM
  3. louzer's Avatar
    I saved some for the finish, don't worry.
    TWSS
    02-23-13 01:04 AM
  4. red stripe's Avatar
    An update on g2hockey. Approximately 18.2 seconds after posting the thread, g2 was biting the last of his right toenail off just about even when his little brother entered the room waving their sister's headless, naked trio of Barbie dolls which so startled him that he jumped, promptly shoving his big toe up his left nostril. In obvious distress, he hopped about wildly, and landed barefoot in the pile of Legos that he'd left scattered hither and yon. The resulting fall smacked his head into the corner of an occasional table and rendered him into blessed unconsciousness.

    The ambulance arrived with one Starbucks-jonesing attendant and the other who'd just shotgunned an ounce of prime Maui wowie. In their conflicting haste-buzz to get g2 down the stairs, the gurney slipped from their grasp, bouncing down 23 stairs to land inverted in a 250 gallon fish tank. The stoned EMT promptly attempted to deliver mouth-to-mouth to a gasping piranha, losing three chunks of tongue, half his upper lip, and most of the rest of his dignity as tears poured from his eyes.

    They righted the gurney and loaded it into the ambulance. The wounded EMT stuffed a gauze pad into his own mouth to stanch the flow, and arrived at the hospital without further incident. g2 has been in an unresponsive coma since then, but has been recorded saying the word 'Thor' in a painful moan. He will also mutter 'five thousand' at random, and in seeming attempts to break from the coma, has repeatedly said, 'Does anyone know what's going on?'
    Fibber! HE is still with us. HE knows us. Your silly attempts to extinguish the TRUTH shall fail! Already HIS drones are heading your way.

    The CB 1M post Challenge!-imageggh.jpg

    um, that's the one he uses to take pictures of flowers and cats and stuff

    But I'm pretty sure HE's got another with lasers and forks and all sorts of other pokey things too! Thats the one coming for you!

    HIS body may be as you say, but HIS MIND! Our most wondrous thoughts are as limbic reptilian reflexes compared to HIS!

    HE came to me again in a dream again Last night. HE foretold of this day. He saith, "One of your number will turn against me. I will not speak his name but I will give you a sign. Look for the mark of Floyd"

    I was greatly puzzled and asked HIM, "You mean the bike racer that liked to rub steroids on his scrotum?"

    HE merely gazed beatifically at me and said, "You must go back now."

    I do not know then, but now HIS message is clear

    The CB 1M post Challenge!-imagexyrf.jpg

    Repent BK!
    02-23-13 01:05 AM
  5. louzer's Avatar
    Hey, where did the other half of my gang (that being Jaffo) go? or gaggle. lol
    She could be lurking. 67K is right around the corner.
    02-23-13 01:05 AM
  6. red stripe's Avatar
    We may actually hit 67,000 tonight lol
    The journey to 67K begins with a single post.
    02-23-13 01:06 AM
  7. louzer's Avatar
    Testosterone cream on his testicles that night.
    Not really sure where you're going with this, but...
    02-23-13 01:06 AM
  8. louzer's Avatar
    You know what, I would love for my 777th post to be the 66,666!!! That's super awesomeness!!!!
    That's a tricky maneuver (if that's how you spell maneuver).
    02-23-13 01:07 AM
  9. louzer's Avatar
    Lost in space again
    In space, no one can hear you fart!
    02-23-13 01:09 AM
  10. red stripe's Avatar
    Unless it's raining Red Stripe!
    Oops. Oh well, the couch needed a good febrezing anyway.
    02-23-13 01:09 AM
  11. louzer's Avatar
    Is it warm in here or is it just me?
    It's the proximity to 66,666.
    02-23-13 01:10 AM
  12. jafobabe's Avatar
    She could be lurking. 67K is right around the corner.







    The CB 1M post Challenge!-eyeballs_blinking.gif
    02-23-13 01:10 AM
  13. red stripe's Avatar
    All your bases are belong to us!
    Was that from Quake 2? I have only hazy memories from my PC gaming days.
    02-23-13 01:11 AM
  14. louzer's Avatar
    I don't think I'm gonna make it ;(
    Sure you will. I just saw your updated sig! I made it this far not knowing who was going to get 66,666. I'm one page away and just saw your sig! Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I need a Waaaaaaaaaaaaamublance!
    02-23-13 01:11 AM
  15. louzer's Avatar
    Everyone wants 66666 now lol
    This wasn't a planned milestone! You guys are on your own on this one!
    02-23-13 01:13 AM
  16. louzer's Avatar
    Ok, so what did I miss while I was gone? (Ducking and running away) ooh getting close to the magic number. TDF, Olympics, pro sports....guess I'm jaded, but I think they all push the performance enhancing drug thing as far as they can, and further when new technology shows up.
    I agree!
    02-23-13 01:14 AM
  17. jafobabe's Avatar
    Sure you will. I just saw your updated sig! I made it this far not knowing who was going to get 66,666. I'm one page away and just saw your sig! Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I need a Waaaaaaaaaaaaamublance!


    The CB 1M post Challenge!-whambulance2.jpg
    bungaboy, kbz1960, louzer and 1 others like this.
    02-23-13 01:15 AM
  18. louzer's Avatar
    Damn you 66,666 lol

    Congrats on the 66,666th post! Pretty ballsy to try to hit it with both text and a video. Hat's off to you - a truly pantless poster!
    jafobabe, Lendo, bungaboy and 2 others like this.
    02-23-13 01:16 AM
  19. louzer's Avatar
    Damn you to Hellllll!
    I mean, congrats.
    Yeah, that's what I meant.
    I'd be careful. He's the one with the 6's!
    02-23-13 01:17 AM
  20. red stripe's Avatar
    Woohoo, I knocked middbrew outta the top spot :P
    Congrats! Quite a day for you.
    Top poster
    1500 posts
    ROBBING me of the one potential bright moment in my shabby existence, the pentahex.

    Bitter? Me? Nononno.
    I got post 66,001 and post 666,667

    If this were elementary school I would still get the participation ribbon...
    (Insert Clare Dane almost cryface here)
    jafobabe, Lendo, bungaboy and 4 others like this.
    02-23-13 01:18 AM
  21. red stripe's Avatar
    Time to shut down here too. I'll jump on the likemobile tomorrow.
    'Night all.
    02-23-13 01:29 AM
  22. jafobabe's Avatar
    Time to shut down here too. I'll jump on the likemobile tomorrow.
    'Night all.
    Nite Red
    bungaboy, kbz1960, louzer and 1 others like this.
    02-23-13 01:29 AM
  23. louzer's Avatar
    That's funny! What a great movie!
    jafobabe, Lendo, bungaboy and 2 others like this.
    02-23-13 01:31 AM
  24. louzer's Avatar
    Raises skirt and bends over.
    You're obviously in a compromising position.
    02-23-13 01:33 AM
  25. louzer's Avatar
    Time to shut down here too. I'll jump on the likemobile tomorrow.
    'Night all.
    We're so close to 67K though!
    02-23-13 01:34 AM
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