1. BergerKing's Avatar
    02-22-13 11:44 PM
  2. Lendo's Avatar
    Chopped liver or interwebs?
    Interwebs
    kbz1960, bungaboy, louzer and 1 others like this.
    02-22-13 11:47 PM
  3. jafobabe's Avatar
    An update on g2hockey. Approximately 18.2 seconds after posting the thread, g2 was biting the last of his right toenail off just about even when his little brother entered the room waving their sister's headless, naked trio of Barbie dolls which so startled him that he jumped, promptly shoving his big toe up his left nostril. In obvious distress, he hopped about wildly, and landed barefoot in the pile of Legos that he'd left scattered hither and yon. The resulting fall smacked his head into the corner of an occasional table and rendered him into blessed unconsciousness.

    The ambulance arrived with one Starbucks-jonesing attendant and the other who'd just shotgunned an ounce of prime Maui wowie. In their conflicting haste-buzz to get g2 down the stairs, the gurney slipped from their grasp, bouncing down 23 stairs to land inverted in a 250 gallon fish tank. The stoned EMT promptly attempted to deliver mouth-to-mouth to a gasping piranha, losing three chunks of tongue, half his upper lip, and most of the rest of his dignity as tears poured from his eyes.

    They righted the gurney and loaded it into the ambulance. The wounded EMT stuffed a gauze pad into his own mouth to stanch the flow, and arrived at the hospital without further incident. g2 has been in an unresponsive coma since then, but has been recorded saying the word 'Thor' in a painful moan. He will also mutter 'five thousand' at random, and in seeming attempts to break from the coma, has repeatedly said, 'Does anyone know what's going on?'
    Spectacular!!
    kbz1960, bungaboy, louzer and 2 others like this.
    02-22-13 11:49 PM
  4. BergerKing's Avatar
    Spectacular!!
    And other than correcting a couple of errors, done in one draft.
    02-22-13 11:56 PM
  5. BergerKing's Avatar
    And other than correcting a couple of errors, done in one draft.
    Oh, and on further note, the piranha did survive, and she and the EMT are scheduled for a June wedding.
    02-23-13 12:00 AM
  6. jafobabe's Avatar
    Oh, and on further note, the piranha did survive, and she and the EMT are scheduled for a June wedding.
    02-23-13 12:01 AM
  7. louzer's Avatar
    No, it was *spawn* of eh ee double hockey sticks. That was before I discovered your true nature.
    No Stygian pit could have created you.
    You are from the future.
    Pitiless.
    Remorseless.
    All I wanted was a bag of chips!
    Mmmmmm chips.
    Chips?
    02-23-13 12:07 AM
  8. louzer's Avatar
    Too awesome, you all are awesome
    You are too.
    02-23-13 12:08 AM
  9. BergerKing's Avatar
    They will be purchasing a small three branch tributary off of the lake and plan to spawn in September.
    02-23-13 12:08 AM
  10. louzer's Avatar
    That why the sky turned purple and pigs flew!
    You saw it too? I thought it was just me!
    02-23-13 12:08 AM
  11. louzer's Avatar
    You have now joined the ranks of Awesomeness :P
    Awesomeness first class!
    02-23-13 12:09 AM
  12. louzer's Avatar
    Right after I became pantless before racing Red Stripe
    So awesomeness is between becoming pantless and a posting frenzy?
    02-23-13 12:10 AM
  13. louzer's Avatar
    Awww, you can talk to me if you like. I was just swearing at my computer, it's acting up but I will wait for Sputz to get home and look at it. He is the tekki around here.
    Isn't tekki when they cook food on the table in front of you and throw the knives around?
    02-23-13 12:11 AM
  14. Lendo's Avatar
    We may actually hit 67,000 tonight lol
    02-23-13 12:12 AM
  15. louzer's Avatar
    Me so sorry
    Me so hohhny!
    02-23-13 12:14 AM
  16. louzer's Avatar
    You can tell the voices to stop now I'll be your friend.
    How do we know that you're not just one of the voices?
    02-23-13 12:14 AM
  17. louzer's Avatar
    No chips for you. ESP when in a posting run with no time outs allowed
    Unless you have someone feeding you the chips while you type and post.
    02-23-13 12:15 AM
  18. louzer's Avatar
    Good stuff, eh
    Did you get a buzz?
    02-23-13 12:16 AM
  19. louzer's Avatar
    Thats okay we'll happily finish the race before you.
    All your bases are belong to us!
    02-23-13 12:17 AM
  20. BergerKing's Avatar
    Unless you have someone feeding you the chips while you type and post.
    At least someone can still post with a mouthful of chips.
    02-23-13 12:19 AM
  21. louzer's Avatar
    Who needs a break when i have you all!
    That's the spirit! I hope that there are other people posting now. I'm still a few hundred behind and I'm on a roll. We might hit 67K.
    02-23-13 12:19 AM
  22. louzer's Avatar
    Too much swearing at it not enough action. Get those pants off!!! Tempur!!!
    She likes when you talk like that!
    02-23-13 12:20 AM
  23. louzer's Avatar
    tempur is quite pantless already maybe she needs to pants her puter
    On the contrary. I think her puter's pants are not only on, but too tight!
    02-23-13 12:22 AM
  24. louzer's Avatar
    Time for dinner though
    What are you going to have?
    02-23-13 12:22 AM
  25. BergerKing's Avatar
    That why the sky turned purple and pigs flew!
    I bet if pigs could fly their wings would be delicious.
    02-23-13 12:24 AM
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