1. BergerKing's Avatar
    Two Navy ships 'bump' at sea. The Admiral promptly calls sigs and says to send a message that he was extremely angry, and further errors would be met with a painful arse chewing.

    Sigs sends message, 'Admiral sends: Touch me there again and I'll scream!'
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    02-20-13 09:41 PM
  2. middbrew's Avatar
    Reminds me of an old Navy story about a message reporting, 'Black object sighted at coordinates_________, probably mine.'

    The reply message? 'Well, it's certainly not MINE.'
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    02-20-13 09:41 PM
  3. BergerKing's Avatar
    What's the carry-port?
    Think of a bowling ball minus two....
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    02-20-13 09:41 PM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    Think of a bowling ball minus two....
    Gotcha
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    02-20-13 09:44 PM
  5. BerryWizard's Avatar
    Sweet holy cows!! This thread is still alive?!?!? :O

    Posted via CB10
    02-20-13 09:50 PM
  6. BergerKing's Avatar
    This is a true incident, I was on watch when it happened.

    We were off the coast of California conducting a communications exercise, and the Admiral was monitoring the net from the XO's seat. There was one participant that kept leaving off their call sign, and totally messing up their transmissions.

    The Admiral was fuming. He finally grabbed the handset and proceded to berate the unit for using poor radio discipline, telling them that they would make every effort to use proper procedures and the like. He then told the operator to acknowledge immediately.

    The reply? Well, gee, I guess we're just all f****d up then, aren't we?

    The Admiral paused, veins bulging, and forcefully ordered the offender to identify themselves.

    Pause.




    The reply?


    "We're not that f****d up, sir. Out"
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    02-20-13 09:51 PM
  7. BergerKing's Avatar
    Sweet holy cows!! This thread is still alive?!?!? :O

    Posted via CB10
    Still alive and pumping.
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    02-20-13 09:52 PM
  8. middbrew's Avatar
    I've been peeking in and out and busy doing things, no I'm not telling
    Don't ask, Don't tell
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    02-20-13 09:52 PM
  9. middbrew's Avatar
    Sweet holy cows!! This thread is still alive?!?!? :O

    Posted via CB10
    Very much so.
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    02-20-13 09:52 PM
  10. BergerKing's Avatar
    I've been peeking in and out and busy doing things, no I'm not telling
    Isn't that called 'prairie doggin'?
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    02-20-13 09:55 PM
  11. middbrew's Avatar
    This is a true incident, I was on watch when it happened.

    We were off the coast of California conducting a communications exercise, and the Admiral was monitoring the net from the XO's seat. There was one participant that kept leaving off their call sign, and totally messing up their transmissions.

    The Admiral was fuming. He finally grabbed the handset and proceded to berate the unit for using poor radio discipline, telling them that they would make every effort to use proper procedures and the like. He then told the operator to acknowledge immediately.

    The reply? Well, gee, I guess we're just all f****d up then, aren't we?

    The Admiral paused, veins bulging, and forcefully ordered the offender to identify themselves.

    Pause.




    The reply?


    "We're not that f****d up, sir. Out"
    That's f***d up.
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    02-20-13 09:56 PM
  12. middbrew's Avatar
    we're all like family here no?
    Yes, but a very dysfunctional family.
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    02-20-13 09:58 PM
  13. middbrew's Avatar
    Is that what I heard
    What did you hear?
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    02-20-13 09:59 PM
  14. middbrew's Avatar
    I've been thinking, WTF are magic taters?
    Are you kidding? Everyone knows what magic taters are.
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    02-20-13 10:02 PM
  15. middbrew's Avatar
    Can we substitute with Duck?
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    02-20-13 10:03 PM
  16. middbrew's Avatar
    Wow, I just realized today is my CB birthday. I'm 4 CrackBerry years old.
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    02-20-13 10:04 PM
  17. middbrew's Avatar
    What does it cost in Canada to buy the Z10 outright?
    I don't know, but I'm sure it's cheaper to steal one.
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    02-20-13 10:05 PM
  18. BergerKing's Avatar
    Wow, I just realized today is my CB birthday. I'm 4 CrackBerry years old.
    Happy CrackBirthday!
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    02-20-13 10:05 PM
  19. BergerKing's Avatar
    Mine was December 21st. Four years, also.
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    02-20-13 10:06 PM
  20. middbrew's Avatar
    I don't know, but I'm sure it's cheaper to steal one.
    Not that I would in any way, shape, or form condone such behavior.
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    02-20-13 10:07 PM
  21. middbrew's Avatar
    Happy CrackBirthday!
    Thanks!
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    02-20-13 10:08 PM
  22. middbrew's Avatar
    Mine was December 21st. Four years, also.
    Cool, Happy belated CrackBirthday. Four is a good age.
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    02-20-13 10:09 PM
  23. middbrew's Avatar
    Don't start with the duck again,. lol
    Yeah, leave the poor duck alone.
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    02-20-13 10:10 PM
  24. middbrew's Avatar
    He!!, why fly, I can just send you one, we have AT & T here too... lol
    Ok, please send me one.
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    02-20-13 10:11 PM
  25. middbrew's Avatar
    Door is open................................
    TWSS
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    02-20-13 10:12 PM
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