1. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why do they call them apartments if they are so close together?
    Cause if you listen real hard they start to fall apart. Esp if the landlord sucks
    02-14-13 07:00 AM
  2. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why is lemonade made made of artificial ingredients, while dish washing detergent contains real lemons?
    Cause the real thing would make us all sick?
    02-14-13 07:02 AM
  3. kbz1960's Avatar
    How come wrong numbers are never busy?
    Murphys law
    02-14-13 07:04 AM
  4. kbz1960's Avatar
    Well, why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
    It's a conspiracy to keep us all confused.
    02-14-13 07:06 AM
  5. sputneek's Avatar
    Here we go!!!!! My pantless 50K Challenge post ......

    Attachment 135733
    Here ya go! Jaff!!

    02-14-13 07:06 AM
  6. TEMPURmental's Avatar
    Murphys law
    And just who was Murphy a man or a woman' I say man

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    02-14-13 07:07 AM
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    Sent from my BlackBerry 9900 using Tapatalk
    02-14-13 07:12 AM
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    Thanks SputtMan..... Lost my Thanks so...

    The CB 1M post Challenge!-thankyoubuttom.jpg
    02-14-13 07:12 AM
  9. sputneek's Avatar
    Good evening Pantless Crew....Been busy and tired lately......I guess those two go hand and hand.
    Sure does!
    02-14-13 07:16 AM
  10. kbz1960's Avatar
    What do you use to clean soap?
    Soap cleaner
    02-14-13 07:29 AM
  11. kbz1960's Avatar
    What would happen if you mooned a werewolf?
    You might get a little wild action.
    02-14-13 07:30 AM
  12. kbz1960's Avatar
    How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
    When you see Scottish people wincing
    02-14-13 07:32 AM
  13. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why do we wash towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
    Cause they hang there wet and collect stink, maybe?
    02-14-13 07:33 AM
  14. kbz1960's Avatar
    If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?
    I'm guessing since us white people turn blue, blue people would turn white.
    02-14-13 07:37 AM
  15. kbz1960's Avatar
    How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?
    Cause the presidential candidates aren't hot.
    02-14-13 07:39 AM
  16. kbz1960's Avatar
    How come the word "one" has a "w" sound in it, but the word "two" does not?
    My head hurts
    02-14-13 07:40 AM
  17. kbz1960's Avatar
    I Keeeelll You
    02-14-13 07:41 AM
  18. kbz1960's Avatar
    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
    My head still hurts
    02-14-13 07:44 AM
  19. kbz1960's Avatar
    Where is louzerdavinci?
    Probably in the gingerbread thread
    02-14-13 07:45 AM
  20. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
    It's too early and you're making my head hurt
    02-14-13 07:46 AM
  21. kbz1960's Avatar
    If you mated a Bulldog with a Sh1tsu what would you get?
    Either a bullsh!t or a sh!ttingbull
    02-14-13 07:48 AM
  22. kbz1960's Avatar
    Now, who would date a bottle? Pray Tell
    An ugly guy that just wants a hole?
    02-14-13 07:50 AM
  23. kbz1960's Avatar
    Well, there was this one time at band camp....
    02-14-13 07:51 AM
  24. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?
    Cause they are drawn that way.
    02-14-13 07:53 AM
  25. kbz1960's Avatar
    Did Noah have woodpeckers and termites on the ark?
    Yes but God made sure they didn't eat the ship.
    02-14-13 07:56 AM
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