1. middbrew's Avatar
    Which way does a compass point in space?
    North
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    02-13-13 11:00 PM
  2. middbrew's Avatar
    Did Noah have woodpeckers and termites on the ark?
    Yes, that's why it crashed in to the mountain.
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    02-13-13 11:00 PM
  3. BergerKing's Avatar
    Why do Pharmacies make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front check out counter?
    Would you rather they have to drag the bodies of smokers out if they collapse along the way? They tend to be a trip hazard, ya know.
    02-13-13 11:00 PM
  4. louzer's Avatar
    02-13-13 11:01 PM
  5. BergerKing's Avatar
    North
    Around.
    02-13-13 11:01 PM
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    02-13-13 11:01 PM
  7. middbrew's Avatar
    Why do Pharmacies make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front check out counter?
    We are encouraging people to smoke so by the time we can get social security there will be less people to get it.
    02-13-13 11:01 PM
  8. jafobabe's Avatar
    Where are you most likely to be at 8:00 on a Saturday night?
    02-13-13 11:02 PM
  9. middbrew's Avatar
    Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
    I think it depends on where its extracted from....
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    02-13-13 11:02 PM
  10. BergerKing's Avatar
    Did Noah have woodpeckers and termites on the ark?
    I dunno if anyone required a penile prosthesis. And small terms would take up little space.
    02-13-13 11:03 PM
  11. middbrew's Avatar
    Can someone yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
    Only if you are holding a fireman's axe.
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    02-13-13 11:03 PM
  12. louzer's Avatar
    02-13-13 11:04 PM
  13. jafobabe's Avatar
    OOOOooooOOOO Goth!!!
    02-13-13 11:04 PM
  14. middbrew's Avatar
    Where are you most likely to be at 8:00 on a Saturday night?
    Yes, have some.
    02-13-13 11:05 PM
  15. louzer's Avatar
    If you mated a Bulldog with a Sh1tsu what would you get?
    I have a friend with a Sh1tsu/poodle mix. It never occurred to him that he'd have a little Sh1tpoo.
    02-13-13 11:06 PM
  16. jafobabe's Avatar
    OoooOOoo Goth!!
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    02-13-13 11:06 PM
  17. louzer's Avatar
    I know but if I were to tell you I'd have to kill you.
    02-13-13 11:07 PM
  18. middbrew's Avatar
    I have a friend with a Sh1tsu/poodle mix. It never occurred to him that he'd have a little Sh1tpoo.
    Sh1tpoo on the carpet.
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    02-13-13 11:07 PM
  19. middbrew's Avatar
    Be right back. I need another beer.
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    02-13-13 11:08 PM
  20. jafobabe's Avatar
    Sh1tpoo on the carpet.
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    02-13-13 11:09 PM
  21. louzer's Avatar
    Now, who would date a bottle? Pray Tell

    'nuff said!
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    02-13-13 11:09 PM
  22. middbrew's Avatar
    And it sucks, I'm out of IPA.
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    02-13-13 11:09 PM
  23. jafobabe's Avatar
    Be right back. I need another beer.
    Get one for me too
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    02-13-13 11:09 PM
  24. middbrew's Avatar
    But I do have a porter in the fridge.
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    02-13-13 11:10 PM
  25. middbrew's Avatar
    Get one for me too
    And I guess you will send me the money for it?
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    02-13-13 11:10 PM
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