1. middbrew's Avatar
    What would happen if you mooned a werewolf?
    He would shoot you the rocket.
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    02-13-13 10:25 PM
  2. BergerKing's Avatar
    And here I thought you were going to pay it forward...
    See what you get for thinking? Doesn't pay!
    02-13-13 10:26 PM
  3. BergerKing's Avatar
    How dirty is it.
    Where's it been?
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    02-13-13 10:26 PM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
    They are out of key. (FYI: I own a set of bagpipes)
    02-13-13 10:26 PM
  5. jafobabe's Avatar
    From behind, just like a suppository.
    I Keeeelll You
    02-13-13 10:27 PM
  6. BergerKing's Avatar
    I sure hope your dogs a cheap date.
    She just kibbles a bit.
    02-13-13 10:29 PM
  7. middbrew's Avatar
    Why do we wash towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
    We are suppose to use towels?
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    02-13-13 10:29 PM
  8. middbrew's Avatar
    If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?
    Red, I'm pretty sure it's red. At least the last time I strangled a smurf it turned red.
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    02-13-13 10:30 PM
  9. middbrew's Avatar
    How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?
    There are more attractive candidates for Miss America than there are for president.
    jafobabe, kbz1960 and sputneek like this.
    02-13-13 10:31 PM
  10. jafobabe's Avatar
    They are out of key. (FYI: I own a set of bagpipes)
    How do you get more keys?
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    02-13-13 10:35 PM
  11. middbrew's Avatar
    How come the word "one" has a "w" sound in it, but the word "two" does not?
    I plead the 5th on that one.
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    02-13-13 10:36 PM
  12. middbrew's Avatar
    I Keeeelll You
    02-13-13 10:37 PM
  13. jafobabe's Avatar
    She just kibbles a bit.
    BergerKing, kbz1960 and sputneek like this.
    02-13-13 10:37 PM
  14. middbrew's Avatar
    How do you get more keys?
    Buy them.
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    02-13-13 10:37 PM
  15. middbrew's Avatar
    How do you get more keys?
    They are actually called reeds.
    02-13-13 10:38 PM
  16. jafobabe's Avatar
    Buy them.
    What if they are out of tune?
    02-13-13 10:39 PM
  17. middbrew's Avatar
    She just kibbles a bit.
    02-13-13 10:39 PM
  18. middbrew's Avatar
    What if they are out of tune?
    You tune them.
    02-13-13 10:42 PM
  19. jafobabe's Avatar
    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
    02-13-13 10:42 PM
  20. middbrew's Avatar
    You tune them.
    But not like you tuna fish.
    kbz1960 and sputneek like this.
    02-13-13 10:42 PM
  21. jafobabe's Avatar
    You tune them.
    Do you sing to them to tune them?
    middbrew, kbz1960 and sputneek like this.
    02-13-13 10:43 PM
  22. middbrew's Avatar
    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
    failed at first but succeeded secondly which is really failing in the end that results in succeeded after all which........
    02-13-13 10:44 PM
  23. jafobabe's Avatar
    Where is louzerdavinci?
    02-13-13 10:44 PM
  24. jafobabe's Avatar
    Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
    middbrew, kbz1960 and sputneek like this.
    02-13-13 10:45 PM
  25. BergerKing's Avatar
    Do you sing to them to tune them?
    Nah, just gap em and twist em back in....wait, that's sparky plugs.
    02-13-13 10:46 PM
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