1. middbrew's Avatar
    If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
    I always seem to have change in my pocket and I don't mind.
    02-13-13 10:08 PM
  2. jafobabe's Avatar
    I didn't stutter, I asked which one are you going to give me, the Z or the Q?
    I'll give you which ever one you want after you give me $1,000..
    02-13-13 10:08 PM
  3. middbrew's Avatar
    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
    It starts to write in black.
    02-13-13 10:08 PM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    Why is it that bank will lend you money only if you can prove that you do not need it?
    Greed, pure greed.
    02-13-13 10:09 PM
  5. middbrew's Avatar
    Why do they call them apartments if they are so close together?
    Because they will come apart once you invest in them.
    02-13-13 10:10 PM
  6. middbrew's Avatar
    Why is lemonade made made of artificial ingredients, while dish washing detergent contains real lemons?
    I thought lemonade was made from dish washing detergent.
    02-13-13 10:11 PM
  7. middbrew's Avatar
    A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

    (It was behind the supermarket in a 67 Chevelle. The moon was bright and she was....)
    Hmmmmmmm
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    02-13-13 10:12 PM
  8. jafobabe's Avatar
    What is the opposite of opposite?
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    02-13-13 10:13 PM
  9. middbrew's Avatar
    I'll give you which ever one you want after you give me $1,000..
    But you're the one saving all that money for them. And here I thought we were friends.
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    02-13-13 10:13 PM
  10. BergerKing's Avatar
    I thought lemonade was made from dish washing detergent.
    Only if you want to use it as a laxative.
    02-13-13 10:14 PM
  11. middbrew's Avatar
    How come wrong numbers are never busy?
    That's just wrong.
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    02-13-13 10:14 PM
  12. middbrew's Avatar
    What is the opposite of opposite?
    The reverse of reverse
    02-13-13 10:15 PM
  13. BergerKing's Avatar
    I thought lemonade was made from dish washing detergent.
    Only if you want to use it as a laxative.
    02-13-13 10:15 PM
  14. jafobabe's Avatar
    But you're the one saving all that money for them. And here I thought we were friends.
    I'll need your $1,000 to get the other one, then I can give it to ya..
    02-13-13 10:15 PM
  15. middbrew's Avatar
    I'll need your $1,000 to get the other one, then I can give it to ya..
    Well ok, I'll send you the money after you send me the phone.
    02-13-13 10:17 PM
  16. jafobabe's Avatar
    Well ok, I'll send you the money after you send me the phone.
    And here I thought you were going to pay it forward...
    02-13-13 10:18 PM
  17. jafobabe's Avatar
    What do you use to clean soap?
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    02-13-13 10:20 PM
  18. jafobabe's Avatar
    What would happen if you mooned a werewolf?
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    02-13-13 10:20 PM
  19. jafobabe's Avatar
    How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
    middbrew, kbz1960 and sputneek like this.
    02-13-13 10:21 PM
  20. jafobabe's Avatar
    Why do we wash towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
    middbrew, kbz1960 and sputneek like this.
    02-13-13 10:21 PM
  21. jafobabe's Avatar
    If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?
    middbrew, kbz1960 and sputneek like this.
    02-13-13 10:22 PM
  22. jafobabe's Avatar
    How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?
    middbrew, kbz1960 and sputneek like this.
    02-13-13 10:22 PM
  23. jafobabe's Avatar
    How come the word "one" has a "w" sound in it, but the word "two" does not?
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    02-13-13 10:23 PM
  24. middbrew's Avatar
    And here I thought you were going to pay it forward...
    From behind, just like a suppository.
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    02-13-13 10:24 PM
  25. middbrew's Avatar
    What do you use to clean soap?
    How dirty is it.
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    02-13-13 10:25 PM
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