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  1. kbz1960's Avatar
    How deep is buckethead's bucket
    07-12-19 02:11 PM
  2. Lostboy5151's Avatar
    Wait. I'm already crazy
    Well, look who decided to look up! It's like " coming out." The elation of telling the world, "Hey! I'm crazy," without all the fanfair.

    People look at ME as if "they" crazy!
    I'm not part of it. I don't belong. It doesn't include me. Never has. No matter how you choose to define it,
    I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, union, club, association,
    neighborhood improvement committee..... I have no interest in any of it.

    I love and treasure individuals as I meet them. I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to. So, if you read something in this that sounds like advocacy of a particular point of view, please reject the notion.
    My interest in issues is merely to point out how badly you're doing , not to suggest a way you might do better.
    Don't confuse me with those that cling to hope. I enjoy describing how things are. I have no interest in how things ought to be and I certainly have no interest in fixing them. I sincerely believe that if you think there's a solution,
    you're part of the problem. My Motto: Cluck Hope.

    Lest you wonder.. personally I am a joyful individual with many friends and a close loving family. My life has turned out better than I ever dreamed and it continues to expand. I'm a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else.
    What may sound like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt.
    I view humans with a combination of wonder and pity and I root for it's destruction. And please, don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you everything's gonna be alright.
    And by the way, I don't do serious!

    Now, let's take care of the gnat problem!!
    07-12-19 02:16 PM
  3. Lostboy5151's Avatar
    How deep is buckethead's bucket
    Concentrate! If you've paying attention, you can only come to one conclusion.
    There's no depth in the head, so the bucket must be very shallow.

    (Sorry, Buckethead, but he asked!)
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    07-12-19 02:27 PM
  4. Lostboy5151's Avatar
    I have insurance. Last words? Killed by a crazy flame throwing alien that was trying to kill gnats without a silent G to make things better. It really happened.
    Oh Yeah! The force is strong in this one. You've crossed over. At the lamppost up ahead...
    You've just entered the Twilight Zone. (My home)

    Ya gotta wonder what kind of mind would invent a Flamethrower. I mean, this "person" could only have though, "I wanna burn something, but I also wanna do it from a distance so I can watch it burn."

    I just can't do it. Would you consider a flea/ gnat collar (the "a" in Flea is not silent) So a flee-uh/ga-nat) and a can of
    flee-uh/ga-nat spray??

    Take a moment... I know it's a big decision. Collar and spray and putting up with The Alien? or going out like the flaming dog you are!!
    07-12-19 03:01 PM
  5. yamahammer's Avatar
    No pigs in AK
    Arkansas?
    07-12-19 03:03 PM
  6. misterabrasive's Avatar
    Cue theme from "The Twilight Zone"
    I have insurance. Last words? Killed by a crazy flame throwing alien that was trying to kill gnats without a silent G to make things better. It really happened.
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    07-12-19 03:07 PM
  7. yamahammer's Avatar
    Sorry, wife crawled in bed drunk and wanted to babble. Had to "listen" . Where were we?
    Use the red rope.
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    07-12-19 03:07 PM
  8. yamahammer's Avatar
    Captain [IMG=948x1185]https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190712/b6bc65e394e5a42f42c32d88f1a19d5b.jpg[/url]
    That's me before I started drinking.
    07-12-19 03:12 PM
  9. yamahammer's Avatar
    So much for round the globe coverage
    There is no global here. Unless the flat earth people made a snow globe.
    07-12-19 03:13 PM
  10. yamahammer's Avatar
    Nah! We prefer to talk about you right to your face.
    You like the smell don't you...
    07-12-19 03:14 PM
  11. yamahammer's Avatar
    You have the rope?
    Alaska has the red rope.
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    07-12-19 03:15 PM
  12. yamahammer's Avatar
    Even the decathlon?
    Naw, he does not swing that way.
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    07-12-19 03:16 PM
  13. yamahammer's Avatar
    And make good pets
    Unlike Aliens...
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    07-12-19 03:18 PM
  14. yamahammer's Avatar
    Doesn't seem like the safest place unless it has a basement
    Basement is full of pee.
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    07-12-19 03:19 PM
  15. yamahammer's Avatar
    No!
    I had to delete my post because his post was copied in my reply and it might have insulted any of the following people.

    https://www.bestadsontv.com/ad/13606...ival-Offensive
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    07-12-19 03:25 PM
  16. Chuck Finley69's Avatar
    Spoken like a true patriot. Why do you fear Bernie?
    No fear other than I'll take a rich businessman that acts like an idiot over the one that claims to not be rich or an idiot but proves it whenever he speaks.

    Four of my favorite business people in history are PT Barnum, Donald Trump, Vince McMahon and Kenneth Feld because of the entertainment factor. Politicians are just worthless thieves. Plus don't forget Ronnie AKA President Reagan too.
    Last edited by Chuck Finley69; 07-12-19 at 03:45 PM.
    07-12-19 03:27 PM
  17. yamahammer's Avatar
    Lord buckethead should banish them from thyn kingdom
    Done. Served with dinner.
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    07-12-19 03:29 PM
  18. yamahammer's Avatar
    Looked like lunar landing video at times.
    07-12-19 03:33 PM
  19. yamahammer's Avatar
    With the sun moving south I'm starting to loose the nice shade spot
    Shady.
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    07-12-19 03:34 PM
  20. yamahammer's Avatar
    Technically the sun isn't moving but the planet is tilting
    What you talking about?
    07-12-19 03:39 PM
  21. yamahammer's Avatar
    Rather magnetic north
    That's better. The NORTH POLE stil has a Canadian postal code: H0H0H0
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    07-12-19 03:40 PM
  22. yamahammer's Avatar
    How deep is buckethead's bucket
    Now that's DEEP
    07-12-19 03:42 PM
  23. yamahammer's Avatar
    No fear other than I'll take a rich businessman that acts like an idiot over the one that claims to not be rich or an idiot but proves it whenever he speaks.

    Four of my favorite business people in history are PT Barnum, Donald Trump, Vince McMahon and Kenneth Feld because of the entertainment factor. Politicians are just worthless thieves. Plus don't forget Ronnie AKA President Reagan too.
    Comrade, there is a hope for you. Gonna watch the XFL? Is Youknow gonna have a team?
    07-12-19 03:50 PM
  24. yamahammer's Avatar
    That would make Alaska happy.
    07-12-19 03:52 PM
  25. Chuck Finley69's Avatar
    Comrade, there is a hope for you. Gonna watch the XFL? Is Youknow gonna have a team?
    Tampa has a team with some guy named Marc Trestman as coach. I'll watch as long as some clown players don't try and make political statements.
    07-12-19 03:57 PM
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