[anon(3732391)]

Wonderland! That looks like a good time.

Am I the only one who gets it???? "Wonder"- Land.
Doesn't an alcoholic Muppet, a halfling, who considers roadkill a treat and a bag lady who doesn't
Know that she's been institutionalized in an asylum for the past 36 years make you wonder?
Disneyland looks like a nice place. Wonderland is a mess.

[anon(3732391)]

Crazy work day tomorrow

Aside from you believing whatever JD reports as the weather is true and that you don't realise the Jackd really IS a sign hanger, There's no telling what kind of day tomorrow will be. So, unless you and the other socks put one day aside at "work" and call it crazy day, then the only thing crazy about tomorrow is you.

It's a good thing I have a lot of time on my mind and care enough to try to enlighten you or you might go through your entire life
thinking you're normal.

[anon(3732391)]

Then having friends over for a dinner party on sunday

Ya ever think about that? A Dinner "Party?" If you translate it, it really means Food Fight. ( Ok, loosely translated)
Unless you consider sitting around a table talking to each other with your mouths full, a party...
I gotta go with crazy alcoholic Muppet, again.

[anon(3732391)]

There's definately a pattern here. And I only bring these things out to help you.
I don't expect you to change or even think about it... I only do it as a reminder to you that
there IS NO HOPE!
I mean,god forbid you actually decided to try.. just to find out I wasn't making all this up......

[anon(3732391)]

The kids and I leave for the beach at 4 am on tuesday

There's no beaches in Minnesota. You're going to an empty lot.

[anon(3732391)]

So we might do a restaurant on Sunday instead

What it is you "do" you should have done at the dinner party. Restaurants are generally a place you go to eat.
You are definitely a product of Jim Henson's idea of home schooled .
You start with the finest papers, sprinkle just the right amount of outrageous leaf into the papers .... that alone could take forever and then the real hard part.. rolling it ! About 75% of the class fall out at that point.
And the lucky few that Do get it end up falling down. It would be years of study before they realized that smoking that stuff would lead to a blissful state of dumbness.
I guess it's a good thing they keep cigarettes and alcohol out there .

[grover5]

I prefer mine in a nice brownie.

[grover5]

Smoking is so alien.

[anon(3732391)]

grover5
Trump sucks

That will be fun

THat sounds like a major vacation , the way you tell it.

[anon(3732391)]

It never fails how people try to avoid the "subject" by telling a really bad embarrassing joke thinking no one will notice.

[anon(3732391)]

I prefer mine in a nice brownie.

See what I mean? we're talking about the teacher and what you learned.
And all you can come up with is the munchies?????

[anon(3732391)]

Disclaimer:
The replies to the previous posts are those of this poster and was not meant as a reflection of Muppets in general.
In my own defence I can only say, it's not that often that I come across so many posts, one after the other by the same poster .
The very idea of just passing them up is simply not an option where muppets are concerned.
So, my conscience is clear. It's not like I told him to write like that.

[anon(3732391)]

Happy Thursday all! Or for the alien Saturday minus the happy.

Ya know..... even when you get it right, it just sounds so weird coming from you.
That a compliment. I know it's weak but it's in your best interest. This'll be long forgotten , no doubt , before the next time you get it, so it's better that I don't get you excited because it'll only make it worse for you not to mention , we'll have to read it.... Well, you know, I'm always looking out for you guys . It's more important to me that you get the attention you deserve rather than me just going off into a rant about something important. We all have to make sacrifices.. after all.
Ya know.. it took "years" for jackd to finally get it. Now, he avoids me as if it's all alien to him.

[anon(3732391)]

BTW: Thanks for the almost perfect greeting.
A simple "Hey, Alien? Saturday!" says it all!

[grover5]

Hey Alien, happy Friday!



Did I get it right?

[jaydee5799]

happy ALien's Day....it's Saturday!

[jaydee5799]

been sweeping the driveway, pulling weeds and putting stuff back in the closet in the room with the new floor.

[jaydee5799]

decided to walk in and turn on the ac. can't stand the heat....

[jaydee5799]

i still need to move more things around...but i have tomorrow

[jaydee5799]

i am also going to the green market tomorrow....not the fresh market but green market...

[jaydee5799]

i just want to get a few things and then i need to pack for my trip

[Carjackd]

59 to go?

Where we going?

[Carjackd]

I think I can get this done

Do it Muppet!

[Carjackd]

Here we

Go?

[Carjackd]

Go!!!

There it is