[Carjackd]

Save the pic to your files! Never know when it will come in handy,.....

And ship me some Lasagna too!!!

Nice knowing ya Jaffers!

[Carjackd]

I don't quite understand what is happening.

Welcome back then

[Carjackd]

(Just thinking out loud here) Hummm! I wonder if all the issues she has with this laptop or that mobile device going wonky has anything to do with this. I mean, she knows they're crappy yet continues to use them.
On the other hand, maybe they're crappy because of the issues she has with this laptop or that mobile device going wonky.

Maybe i should just ask her and...... what? you nuts? whataya mean? she thinks spaghetti isn't pasta, after all!
Yeah, I see what you mean.......

Why does this make complete sense?

[Carjackd]

So it'll be yellow from the start as opposed to "turning" yellow at a later time??????

Yes! Extra yellow flavor!

[Carjackd]

I just ordered a Samsung Gear VR headset for my Galaxy S7 Edge. See you in hell!

Louzer!!!

[Carjackd]

Hey guys!
Thanks for looking out for my best interests. I knew I could count on you.
You obviously want me to stay so I'll do it just for you guys.

Even Louzer (hiya DQ)came up to tell me( in his own way) to stay. And THAT means a lot to me.
well, it means sumpin. at least it was meaningful . and then depending how you read between the lines it's absolute rubbish.

In fact you came up here with the express purpose of replying with something totally meaningless just to try to make me paranoid.
Well until i,at least figure out what your angle is I'm just gonna stay calm and go about my Saturdays as usual
And keep my LITTLE friends close by.

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Quick ! More street drugs for the Alien!

[Carjackd]

Originally Posted by Carjackd http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
Jam...nothing has change, he still can't read...or for that matter walk and chew bubblegum at the same time



What he's trying to explain is that he still can't multitask.
He tried walking and chewing gum at the same time (once) and he tripped!

(and he talks to himself in the third person because he doesn't want anyone to think he's bragging)

Ya so??

[Carjackd]

So, you Haven't seen him or you have seen him or you've seen his butt once. (how'd you know it was HIS butt?)

It's a looking back thing I assume

[Carjackd]

Originally Posted by jaydee5799 http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
who we talking about?



Elf on a Shelf???

Of course

[Carjackd]

Up here, in the modern age, we have studded tires for winter.

"Tell me about it Stud!"

[Carjackd]

i am thinking i need them as well. These all season tires are good for nothing but sliding around!

A little drifting is what this thread is all about

[Carjackd]

cloeaned up my laptop at home a bit this morning. runs a little faster!

Time it around the block....and no studded tires for it

[Carjackd]

it's so dark now when i leave, i am leaving for work later and later!

I'm already gone

[Carjackd]

Oh, you meant to work

[Carjackd]

and of course, black ice is a concern this morning. SO i can go skiing without even knowing it!

Giant Slalom or Cross country ?

[Carjackd]

freaking cold! Stay warm Pantless!

* ignites BBQ

[Carjackd]

ok at my desk and trying to do nothing....succeeding too!

Cause you gotta have goals

[Carjackd]

need a nail appt for tomorrow.

Nail it!

[jaydee5799]

ok so the network is acting funky!

[jaydee5799]

* ignites BBQ

oh no! when i do that I burn the paint off my house!!!

[jaydee5799]

Nail it!

hoping to tomorrow!!!!

[jaydee5799]

Cause you gotta have goals

Have to believe in something. I believe I will be a slacker

[jaydee5799]

Giant Slalom or Cross country ?

cross country i believe....at least cross parking lot

[Carjackd]

i think if i make a list i can manage to get everything done

Check it twice, find out who is naughty or nice...ok..just go with naughty

[Carjackd]

i love lists! and list-making!
What does that make me?

A lister ?