[middbrew]

I think the pot is grown in turkey p00p and then put in a pie.

That's how I would do it if I were that kind of a guy.

Just to get high.

I'm a poet and don't even know it. And to think my feet aren't even Longfellows.

[sputneek]

Now, now. You don't bone a moose. You bone a sheep.


Or is that banger?

Well now, you can bone all the bangers you want! 'Cause I'm puuurty sher there's nothing wrong with that

[sputneek]

That's what I said.

Yeah, I stole it.

[middbrew]

Well now, you can bone all the bangers you want! 'Cause I'm puuurty sher there's nothing wrong with that

Nope, nothing wrong with that at all.

[middbrew]

Yeah, I stole it.

Damn the luck.

[pantlesspenguin]

That reminds me of a joke.

A string walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender tells the string in a really gruff voice "we don't serve your kind in here"

So the string walks out of the bar. A few minutes later the string walks back in and asks for a beer. The bartender says " I told you already we don't serve your kind in here".

So the string once again walks out of the bar. The string loosens a few threads and shakes himself all about, twists himself up, then walks back into the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "hey, aren't you that string that was just in here?". The string answers " frayed knot".

I friggin love that joke. I was in college at one of our sorority parties and I had a video camera with me. I left it in the kitchen at one point to go sit out by the bonfire. I grabbed it later and recorded some more party stuff. A few days later I was watching what I had recorded and suddenly it cuts to the kitchen and a friend held the camera while another friend told that joke. They did that when I left my cam in the kitchen. After that it goes back to the stuff I recorded after. So that joke always reminds me of that night. Thanks for the memory .

[sputneek]

Turkey Pot Pie coming right up

Turkey and pot, that works

[sputneek]

I think the pot is grown in turkey p00p and then put in a pie.

Aaa i i don't know eh, you sure?

[middbrew]

I friggin love that joke. When I was in college I was at one of our sorority parties and I had a video camera with me. I left it in the kitchen at one point to go sit out by the bonfire. I grabbed it later and recorded some more party stuff. A few days later I was watching what I had recorded and suddenly it cuts to the kitchen and a friend held the camera while another friend told that joke. They did that when I left my cam in the kitchen. After that it goes back to the stuff I recorded after. So that joke always reminds me of that night. Thanks for the memory .

Glad I could bring back some good memories. That's one of my favorite jokes. my all time favorite really needs to be told on person and with these characters here there's no way I'm posting a video of me doing it.

[middbrew]

Aaa i i don't know eh, you sure?

Have you ever grown pot in turkey p00p?

[middbrew]

Have you ever grown pot in turkey p00p?

Well that is a silly question. I'm sure you use sheep sh1t.

[middbrew]

And you we're right!

[sputneek]

Have you ever grown pot in turkey p00p?

Strictly hydroponic.....Less shuuuuuuuvelling

[louzer]

Random ish.......

his dnRmoa

[louzer]

Some of us are trying to steal into our offices without being seen by the head cheese.

Sent from my SEXY HOT RED SGIII using Tapatalk 2

[louzer]

Until I have to

[louzer]

The forecast for my hometown. Gotta love it when the chance of precip is 100%. Calling for accumulations of 7" today and 10 more tonight.

Temperature reads 12.9 degrees but it says it feels like 13. At least it feels warmer than it is! We're sitting at a tropical 14 right now.

[louzer]

Wow. I'd rather be in Denver too.

I hope that means that the warm front in Denver is headed east.

[louzer]

mine too. Though I dont want a Sammy Galaxy S3 lol.

ISWYDT

[louzer]

7 here now. Feels like -10

You are all making 14 sound balmy.

[louzer]

Oh my god there's a group of posters that are making me grind my teeth. Thank god they stay out of here, it's an oasis of tranquility and nudity. *hold me*

I had to get the red SGS3...garnet is my birthstone! Excuses sent via Tapatalk 2

Why do you keep going back? You think it's going to be different, and then there it is all over again. Is there not enough in here for you to read instad of having to venture out there?

[louzer]

*grinds teeth* *bangs head* *enjoys the chicken soup for the techie's soul that is the 50k*

That's awesome!

[BergerKing]

I saw it was devolving fast. I don't waste time attempting to fix Stu Ped

[BergerKing]

Apparently I missed much of the weather by being in the shop.

[louzer]

Quick! Fondue party! Everyone grab a skewer, bread cubes, and sliced apples!!

BBC News - Norway goat cheese fire closes tunnel

Kjell Bjoern Vinje, of the Norwegian Public Roads Administration, said it was the first time he could remember cheese catching fire on Norwegian roads.

I imagine it's pretty rare in Sweeden and Denmark too!