1. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Originally Posted by jaydee5799
    Pre- anything is always good

    That's not what she said

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    10-08-16 05:14 PM
  2. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    I threw the leftover turkey in the freezer...headed to the grey bump tomorrow
    Calling it The Grey Bump really gives it character. Makes people think and wonder. Well, not in your area, per sa.
    I imagine they're still trying to get the concept of Blue Mountains wrapped around their heads.

    I mean take JayDee's situation. She actually has to drive somewhere just to see leaves.
    Image the disappointment of going to see Blue Mountains AND missing the grey bump???

    What I don't understand is why she didn't just watch leaves on the tube from the couch.
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    10-08-16 05:27 PM
  3. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Well, I certainly can't waste a good rant. This was an introduction before the columbus day Rant.


    Yeah! It's me. You're beloved deliriously delusional Alien type being.
    And You've just entered;

    (echo) THE RANT ZONE

    Giddy (formally known as JayDee) expects me to do this rant so, if you don't like it do what we always do.
    Blame it on her.

    Monday is COLUMBUS DAY.
    But, I'll bet no one knows why they decided to call The New World "AMERICA" (before looking it up,Jackd)
    It's not really your fault that you don't know, because you were PROGRAMMED to just except it.

    And here's something else you've never thought to investigate. HUMANS are COMPUTERS!
    Very old ones but computers just the same.

    It takes about 9 months to build you. When you get turned on for the first time, sometimes you have to be shaken, even hit and some have even been dropped, just like you do with today's devices. The next thing you here is the computer starting up. some wurr... others cry.
    Now you've got a working computer with an empty hard drive, no mobo drivers..... NuFFiN!
    Just an empty shell that needs to be programed.

    And if you look around, you have to agree, your program is faulty. I mean really clucked up.and when they partitioned your hard drive, they put the manual on a separate partition and locked it. And, for reasons unknown, they locked the directions on HOW to unlock it with the manual.

    Oh, you think that's funny??
    In a few months you may have an orangutan running loose in the WHITE HOUSE.
    But, don't blame yourselves for the faulty program. After all, you're only Human.

    Now I don't wanna overload your memory as you only use 10% of it, so if you want to know WHY they call it America you'll have to Doodle it. I have to give Jackd credit because he at least tries to look it up.
    He Doofus's it instead of Doodling it, but somehow he get to where he's going.
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    10-08-16 05:32 PM
  4. Carjackd's Avatar
    ThankYOU, Dad! I win the pot AGAIN!!!

    umm... what's a moly???
    Hey!! I had the under
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    10-08-16 06:42 PM
  5. Carjackd's Avatar
    Ya mean they're gonna unchain you for the holidays? Just don't stray into the street. Wouldn't want you to be targeted for roadkill.
    Depends....i can be the fall guy
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    10-08-16 06:44 PM
  6. Carjackd's Avatar
    Up every hour crying??
    Yes , with a load in my pants
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    10-08-16 06:45 PM
  7. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yeah! It's me. You're beloved deliriously delusional Alien type being.
    And You've just entered;

    (echo) THE RANT ZONE

    Giddy (formally known as JayDee) expects me to do this rant so, if you don't like it do what we always do.
    Blame it on her.

    Monday is COLUMBUS DAY.
    But, I'll bet no one knows why they decided to call The New World "AMERICA" (before looking it up,Jackd)
    It's not really your fault that you don't know, because you were PROGRAMMED to just except it.

    And here's something else you've never thought to investigate. HUMANS are COMPUTERS!
    Very old ones but computers just the same.

    It takes about 9 months to build you. When you get turned on for the first time, sometimes you have to be shaken, even hit and some have even been dropped, just like you do with today's devices. The next thing you here is the computer starting up. some wurr... others cry.
    Now you've got a working computer with an empty hard drive, no mobo drivers..... NuFFiN!
    Just an empty shell that needs to be programed.

    And if you look around, you have to agree, your program is faulty. I mean really clucked up.and when they partitioned your hard drive, they put the manual on a separate partition and locked it. And, for reasons unknown, they locked the directions on HOW to unlock it with the manual.

    Oh, you think that's funny??
    In a few months you may have an orangutan running loose in the WHITE HOUSE.
    But, don't blame yourselves for the faulty program. After all, you're only Human.

    Now I don't wanna overload your memory as you only use 10% of it, so if you want to know WHY they call it America you'll have to Doodle it. I have to give Jackd credit because he at least tries to look it up.
    He Doofus's it instead of Doodling it, but somehow he get to where he's going.
    GPS...i have a smart phone too
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    10-08-16 06:47 PM
  8. Carjackd's Avatar
    Now if I may continue without any more interruptions....Thank You!

    Columbus Day
    Another poor excuse for a holiday,
    Columbus day celebrates the doctrine of discovery-
    the legal process that stole Indian peoples territories,
    and that continues today.
    Before Columbus sailed the Atlantic, he was a slave trader for the Portuguese,
    transporting West African people to be sold as slaves.
    Columbus brought a philosophy of domination to the Americas that still persists today.
    DOMINATION of other peoples
    DOMINATION of the environment
    DOMINATION of other belief systems
    DOMINATION of women by men
    Plus, he first landed in Cuba (mistaking it for Japan) and after three more tries,
    barely made it to the Bahamas. Not to mention that Amerigo Vespucci was the first explorer
    to actually realize that the "New World" was NOT Asia.
    But, the political arena being as corrupt then as it is now, awarded Columbus with the discovery
    because, after all, Vespucci was just a commoner.

    Within a few years of "Columbus's discovery of America
    the Spaniards had already killed ONE AND A HALF MILLION Indians.


    Things are in the works to abolish this day altogether. but for the meantime,
    Berkeley, CA. celebrates Columbus Day as People's Day
    Hawaii celebrates Discoverers Day
    South Dakota celebrates Native American Day
    and Nevada, which celebrates Everyday, doesn't recognize Columbus day at all.


    Yet another day that say's:
    "I'm Proud to be an American"

    Pfft








    You can put an end to your pride if Trump gets in.
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    10-08-16 06:48 PM
  9. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yes, the pot apparently is yours.
    That's a different pot
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    10-08-16 06:48 PM
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    Originally Posted by jaydee5799 http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
    No I couldn't. I'm a public servant. We make low wages.




    This was too good not to forward
    She won't even read back to here
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    10-08-16 06:50 PM
  11. Carjackd's Avatar
    Calling it The Grey Bump really gives it character. Makes people think and wonder. Well, not in your area, per sa.
    I imagine they're still trying to get the concept of Blue Mountains wrapped around their heads.

    I mean take JayDee's situation. She actually has to drive somewhere just to see leaves.
    Image the disappointment of going to see Blue Mountains AND missing the grey bump???

    What I don't understand is why she didn't just watch leaves on the tube from the couch.
    Busy in the Village today
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    10-08-16 06:51 PM
  12. Carjackd's Avatar
    Good evening peeps
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    10-08-16 09:44 PM
  13. Carjackd's Avatar
    Freak'n cool here but the sun is shining, it was a beautiful fall day
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    10-08-16 09:44 PM
  14. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    This may come as a surprise to you, but the sun is ALWAYS shining.How freakin'; cool is THAT!!!

    By the way, using the above photo of the village ( which appears to be the one you always use.)
    which way is the hump???
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    10-08-16 10:45 PM
  15. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Hey!! I had the under
    Hey! You lost
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    10-08-16 10:54 PM
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    This may come as a surprise to you, but the sun is ALWAYS shining.How freakin'; cool is THAT!!!

    By the way, using the above photo of the village ( which appears to be the one you always use.)
    which way is the hump???
    Directly behind me
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    10-08-16 10:58 PM
  17. Carjackd's Avatar
    Hey! You lost
    So you had the under under??
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    10-08-16 10:58 PM
  18. Carjackd's Avatar
    I'm calling for a total and complete shutdown of Donald Trump interacting with women until we can figure out what is going on
    10-08-16 10:59 PM
  19. Carjackd's Avatar
    Although I think we already what the problem is he has a few chromosomes missing
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    10-08-16 11:00 PM
  20. Carjackd's Avatar
    Hillary should pledge to build a wall around Donald Trump.
    10-08-16 11:01 PM
  21. jaydee5799's Avatar
    Now THAT'S scary. Having to drive somewhere to see leaves. How close are you to that nuclear power plant???
    i wanted to see leaves that are changing colors. Mine are still pretty green and yellow. I wanted something in peak
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    10-09-16 07:22 AM
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    cute doggie!
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    10-09-16 07:23 AM
  23. jaydee5799's Avatar
    Freak'n cool here but the sun is shining, it was a beautiful fall day
    yes it was a nice day to be outside....cause soon it will be too cold for me to be out and i will be looking at the great outdoors from within my family room!
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    10-09-16 07:24 AM
  24. jaydee5799's Avatar
    good morning to the Pantless! How nice to wake up and know I can sleep late AGAIN tomorrow morning!
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    10-09-16 07:24 AM
  25. jaydee5799's Avatar
    i am not sure if the guys are going over, probably Joel and Joe will make it here...i dunno about the others
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    10-09-16 07:25 AM
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