1. grover5's Avatar
    A martini ?
    A single malt scotch. Not shaking but sitting calmly.
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    10-07-16 08:50 PM
  2. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    No I couldn't. I'm a public servant. We make low wages.
    Ya mean like in the red light district kinda public servant??
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    10-07-16 09:15 PM
  3. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    A single malt scotch. Not shaking but sitting calmly.
    That's kinda like the calm before the storm just waiting for you to drink it.
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    10-07-16 09:18 PM
  4. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Just glued to the tube watching ball. Jays are up 2 games to nuffin
    Glued to the tube! That's original!
    But watching that close is bad for your eyes. Well, at this point... 'was' bad!!
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    10-07-16 09:24 PM
  5. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Sure. Why not? Haha. I am so happy to be done with this week that I am giddy.
    So you're no longer JayDee?
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    10-07-16 09:28 PM
  6. grover5's Avatar
    That's kinda like the calm before the storm just waiting for you to drink it.
    Interesting point. The calm before the trump.
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    10-07-16 09:29 PM
  7. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    We've all been locked out before but I managed to get locked in last night. Pretty sure Rosco was struggling more than me as he is only partially trained for indoor plumbing. Turns out a locksmith can charge $240 at 2:00am...I don't think I can bill that much?
    Do tell.... how does one get locked in?
    Oh, I forgot. Isn't your area under martial law?
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    10-07-16 09:34 PM
  8. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Today is a conference day. I will be sitting listening to speakers and people trying to tell me how to do things. Hmmm.....do you think I will be REALLY listening??
    You've been there for 36 years? Maybe you SHOULD listen!!
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    10-07-16 09:37 PM
  9. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    our director is an idi0t so completing her work ought to be fun
    In any well run corporation, the higher up the highrise you are the less you know about what's going on down below. and the more you get paid.
    It's good to be the idi0t of a company. All you have to do is check the stock prices and improve your swing!!
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    10-07-16 09:44 PM
  10. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    anyway......i need some serious sleep. Only about 5 hours last night and i am already tired. Coming home tonight to crash. Start off fresh tomorrow.....
    You can't expect to have serious sleep AND be giddy!
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    10-07-16 09:46 PM
  11. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    i can't even keep my temper
    That's a good thing. You shouldn't have a temper to begin with. (unless, of course you're temperMENTAL!!)
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    10-07-16 09:49 PM
  12. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    gonna be a great meeting today. i am going to tell someone else to do my part of the presentation. screw this crap
    YEAH!!! Screw to the crap.
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    10-07-16 09:51 PM
  13. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    so the thing at work starts in 10 minutes and NO ONE IS HERE.
    no, i mean it. None of the employees are here!!!!!!!!!
    They're around. They're just waiting for the bell to ring!!
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    10-07-16 09:53 PM
  14. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Yum pulled pork! I'm deep frying a bird this afternoon
    I thought Holidays called for roadkill in your area!
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    10-07-16 09:55 PM
  15. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    I'm skipping lunch cause this turkey is going to be off the chain with creole hot & spicy Butter turkey Jack!
    Ya mean they're gonna unchain you for the holidays? Just don't stray into the street. Wouldn't want you to be targeted for roadkill.
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    10-07-16 10:00 PM
  16. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    I spent like a baby last night
    Up every hour crying??
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    10-07-16 10:02 PM
  17. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Yup, I was delirious coming off a 24 shift and a day on-call. It was craaazy...DTEK comes today. Can't wait to be a newbie asking all the dumb questions and getting the best responses like SEARCH THE FORUM!!!

    Better than asking anyone in pantless land.
    Why tell you to search when we can just give you the wrong answer!!!
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    10-07-16 10:05 PM
  18. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    And work is done and I have a long weekend off!
    See, It's good that you lost your temper after all!
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    10-07-16 10:07 PM
  19. anon(9733642)'s Avatar
    i will be sure to tell you that in a thread ! hahahaha
    5 hours with DTEK was 5 hours to much. Holy moly. Android...just can't. Oh well, into the drawer with rest of them:

    1. BlackBerry 7100
    2. BlackBerry 8703
    3. BlackBerry Pearl 8130
    4. BlackBerry 8830
    5. BlackBerry Curve 9330
    6. BlackBerry Bold 9650
    7. BlackBerry Storm (PIECE OF ****)
    8. BlackBerry Tour 9630
    9. BlackBerry Torch 9850 (AMAZING)
    10. BlackBerry Bold Touch 9930 (Best EVER)
    11. iPhone 4
    12. iPhone 5
    13. BlackBerry Z10
    14. BlackBerry Q10
    15. BlackBerry Z30
    16. iPhone 5s
    17. BlackBerry Passport
    18. BlackBerry Classic
    19. iPhone 6 (Space Gray)
    20. BlackBerry Porsche Design P'9983
    21. iPhone 6 (Gold)
    22. BlackBerry PRIV (Android Fail 1)
    23. iPhone 6s (Space Gray)
    24. iPhone 6s (Gold)
    25. iPhone 7
    26. BlackBerry DTEK50 (Wanted to like)
    ---------Back to iPhone 7-------
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    10-08-16 09:21 AM
  20. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    5 hours with DTEK was 5 hours to much. Holy moly. Android...just can't. Oh well, into the drawer with rest of them:

    1. BlackBerry 7100
    2. BlackBerry 8703
    3. BlackBerry Pearl 8130
    4. BlackBerry 8830
    5. BlackBerry Curve 9330
    6. BlackBerry Bold 9650
    7. BlackBerry Storm (PIECE OF ****)
    8. BlackBerry Tour 9630
    9. BlackBerry Torch 9850 (AMAZING)
    10. BlackBerry Bold Touch 9930 (Best EVER)
    11. iPhone 4
    12. iPhone 5
    13. BlackBerry Z10
    14. BlackBerry Q10
    15. BlackBerry Z30
    16. iPhone 5s
    17. BlackBerry Passport
    18. BlackBerry Classic
    19. iPhone 6 (Space Gray)
    20. BlackBerry Porsche Design P'9983
    21. iPhone 6 (Gold)
    22. BlackBerry PRIV (Android Fail 1)
    23. iPhone 6s (Space Gray)
    24. iPhone 6s (Gold)
    25. iPhone 7
    26. BlackBerry DTEK50 (Wanted to like)
    ---------Back to iPhone 7-------

    ThankYOU, Dad! I win the pot AGAIN!!!

    umm... what's a moly???
    10-08-16 10:49 AM
  21. anon(3732391)'s Avatar

    w a r n i n g

    w a r n i n g
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    10-08-16 10:50 AM
  22. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    traffic delays up ahead
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    10-08-16 10:51 AM
  23. Carjackd's Avatar
    Ya mean like in the red light district kinda public servant??
    That's the type
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    10-08-16 10:55 AM
  24. Carjackd's Avatar
    Glued to the tube! That's original!
    But watching that close is bad for your eyes. Well, at this point... 'was' bad!!
    Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
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    10-08-16 10:56 AM
  25. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    To gauge the traffic situation in your area, use this simple chart


    Anyone driving slower than you is a mor0n
    Anyone driving faster than you is an idi0t
    Last edited by Lostboy5151; 10-08-16 at 12:24 PM.
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    10-08-16 10:57 AM
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