[Carjackd]

You've got my vote.

Awesome ...thats one more than Hillary and Trump

[Carjackd]

The tiger day? And your in laws are monkeys okay but they don't know all other in laws of the world aka monkeys fact they dont.

My in laws don't know shirt

[anon(3732391)]

Hope everyone is having a good saturday

Whadaya mean.. a GOOD saturday?
That's like saying, Have a nice Daaayyy!!

[eiruvrav]

You asked for what? Doodle it

Do you need help is that better?

[Carjackd]

And all this time I thought it was first come first serve.

I better get in line

[anon(3732391)]

Splendid

Still playing dress up, huh!!!

[Carjackd]

Tomorrow night. I'll provide the BBQ'd human, you provide the beer.

Done!! Road trip!!

[eiruvrav]

If you think bbq sauce smells terrible

Embalming takes time and the body sits out of the freezer for a while so by the time people come to see the body aka the funeral the smell of the sauce would be quite stale and not smell anything remotely similar to BBQ sauce.

[Carjackd]

Pic or it didn't happen!

I need to prove how stupid I am...read back...there is about 60,000 post that prove how stupid I am

[eiruvrav]

I would opt for ...none of the above

Since that's not an option what will it be?

[Carjackd]

Why we've got blankets

That's just to extinguish the fire between you two

[eiruvrav]

BBQ'd human is actually very good tasting.

And how do you know that?!?!

[Carjackd]

No you don't just leave the door open and tell em where to put it or tell your wife or kids to show em where it goes!

Ummmm think I need to help my uncle and cousin carry it in the house

[anon(3732391)]

No just trying to be nice and act like normal mature humans and not immature crazy stupid fools and you come and ruin it how nice of you

Nice, Normal, mature??? After all this time you still don't know what this thread is about????

[eiruvrav]

Well maybe my dumpster is in the country.....and by country I mean Tibet

How does that change anything it will eventually get put in a dump

[Carjackd]

I don't want to use a bong I need some needles

What are you sewing ?

[eiruvrav]

Tomorrow night. I'll provide the BBQ'd human, you provide the beer.

I think vodka is more like it beer is non applicable by such an event.

[middbrew]

And how do you know that?!?!

I've got a recipe that I've tried and perfected.

[anon(3732391)]

He hasn't got me and this ain't technical I don't need to show off my intelligence to some alien!

THat's right! He don't need to!

[eiruvrav]

What he ^^^^ said

Words

[middbrew]

I think vodka is more like it beer is non applicable by such an event.

Oh, not at all. Beer is the only way to go at an affair like this.

[Carjackd]

And I'm sleeping on my bed

My porridge is too hot

[eiruvrav]

And smoked

Weed

[Carjackd]

Mine's very very soft and I sink in.

Viagra

[eiruvrav]

Mine's very very soft and I sink in.

That's no good a bed needs firmness a little soft is okay too soft I say nay nay!