[kbz1960]

Originally Posted by jaydee5799 http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
maybe we will have a snack or some lunch on the deck. At least an iced tea and something for dessert....



Boooo! Hisssss! (throws rotten veggies) Get off the stage!!

[jaydee5799]

A shrub is a shrub. You pour your favorite dressing on it and you've got a crunchy dressing!!

not crunchy lettuce....tender lettuce....leaf lettuce fresh from the GREEN MARKET

[jaydee5799]

Ya know...... I was think about all these new security thingy's that they are doing on the internet. I use Chrome and Google has put this whole new security program in place for our own protection.
It's actually a very good thing, except for about 3 days (until i got the hang of it) I started feeling sympathetic to the Trumps (Zombies) in TrumpLand.
I just want it to work. I just want to blame it on Google. I just don't wanna have to read all the new stuff on how to make my internet more secure .
It's a pain in the But, but it's for my own good.
Well, I was thinking that if I talked it out (here) I'd feel better about it and sure enough, I don't! So, Cluck it. I've been wanting someone to steel my identity for years because I want to change my name to Clark (for obvious reasons) Not one of which they use at the beginning of the TV series.
Leap tall buildings in a single bound? If it wasn't for him flying over a building, no kid would have any idea what that meant. Speeding Bullets and Locomotives! NOT trains but Locomotives!!!
What happened to good old normal marketing of the 50's. Like an automatic dish washer. So, what if they forgot to mention you had to wash the dishes before you washed the dishes.
Or a brand new Self-Cleaning oven. (yep! come on in folks.. we're practically givin' 'em away!!) So what, if they didn't mention the "self" in self cleaning was YOU!
The point here is things were straight and to the point. ya didn't need a college degree to figure it out.
Lucky for me I have a college degree.

And let this be a lesson to you. Not only do i not feel better about talking it out (here) about Google but now I'm also bummed about not being able to be called Clark!
But I have to admit I do feel a little better because today is National Junk Food Day. (And JayDee planned to go "strictly diet" today.) Good luck with that!! It's ironies like this...that brighten up the day!
But then, for most of you it's always junk food day. (Hey, I'm just callin' 'em like I read them) So what if I don't read them 'exactly' as they're written. (I'm not from around here, so back off)

Well, better cut this short and go hit the neighbors up for some junk for breakfast. Maybe a toast posty or some nutty-clustered cardboard in milk with lot's of sugar and a few cup of INSTANT coffee. Oh yeah! I heard someone gag ! INSTANT COFFEE!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Have any kind of day you want! Happy.....Miserable...... Just don't hurt anyone!

Oh and almost forgot... Hi to all you Pokemon Me Junkies! (If you're reading this, you're obviously lost, So, GET OFF THIS THREAD!)

Ya know, in the end, Talking it out (here) Does help. I'm feeling much better!

YaaaaaaaaaaaaHooooooo!! Whoop-peeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh yeah, hit me again...... Harder! http://www.picturesanimations.com/3/3d_smileys/0251.gif

i stuck to my diet strictly today and ate no junk food. Junk food is not my problem. FOOD is. Second helpings are my problem. And i did A-OK today!!!!!!!!!!!

[jaydee5799]

Heard them last night for the first time.

crazy....waaaaayyyyyy too early for that!

[jaydee5799]

gotta go answer the zombies

[kbz1960]

Who got time, met some clients to pick up their rental app, dropped off some feature sheets to one of my listings. Took the boys out for lunch, Went to the office to drop of the rental app and then went for a dip with the boys. Went back to the office t sell a client an extra parking spot in the new condos I have been selling, then he tells me he wants to see and buy a condo in Milton where we are building. So I've booked booked showing, and showing him in an hour then I need to get to Carter's soccer game and then back to the office to load up the trailer onto the truck so I can get out of here tomorrow on holiday. I have have feeling I will be hanging signs from the cottage . No rest for the wicked

Good thing you can work from the bench.

[kbz1960]

When I dip you dip we dip

Dip shirt

[kbz1960]

I now pronounce you doofus and goofus

Whoopee

[kbz1960]

not crunchy lettuce....tender lettuce....leaf lettuce fresh from the GREEN MARKET

If it's fresh it's crisp and crunchy, no?

[kbz1960]

i stuck to my diet strictly today and ate no junk food. Junk food is not my problem. FOOD is. Second helpings are my problem. And i did A-OK today!!!!!!!!!!!

Stick it to em

[anon(3732391)]

Mum is the word

But not Mum-in-Law???

[anon(3732391)]

Hey Lostone!

What??????

[Carjackd]

Mowed 2 lawns today in this heat. No watering needed here.

I hear that

[anon(3732391)]

Who got time, met some clients to pick up their rental app, dropped off some feature sheets to one of my listings. Took the boys out for lunch, Went to the office to drop of the rental app and then went for a dip with the boys. Went back to the office t sell a client an extra parking spot in the new condos I have been selling, then he tells me he wants to see and buy a condo in Milton where we are building. So I've booked booked showing, and showing him in an hour then I need to get to Carter's soccer game and then back to the office to load up the trailer onto the truck so I can get out of here tomorrow on holiday. I have have feeling I will be hanging signs from the cottage . No rest for the wicked

I gotta read this later ...too much shirt going on

[Carjackd]

gotta go answer the zombies

Go go go

[Carjackd]

Good thing you can work from the bench.

You got that right

[Carjackd]

Good thing you can work from the bench.

May not have to, everything may go down tonight..like I haven't ran around enough

[Carjackd]

Dip shirt

Dippity dop

[Carjackd]

If it's fresh it's crisp and crunchy, no?

It is what it is

[Carjackd]

Stick it to em

Watch where you are sticking it

[Carjackd]

But not Mum-in-Law???

Definitely not

[Carjackd]

What??????

Huh?

[Carjackd]

I gotta read this later ...too much shirt going on

You do that

[anon(3732391)]

Keep safe everyone who is in the heat dome!

See? THis is where the English language totally stumps me! I don't know about this heat dome but if you're in it it must be safe. It would be counter-productive to build an unsafe dome.
And then there's the part about telling people to Keep safe. You don't even know these people. Maybe a few of 'em don't wanna play it safe and maybe the others are smart enough to play it safe without some stranger telling them to.
And now that you told them to, they're worried that maybe you know sumpin they don't and start wondering if it IS safe or maybe it's some kinda warning and before ya know it word gets around and those people in the dome are starting to act restless and then there's some pushing and shoving and before you know it, it's getting real hot in the done and it's NOT safe and people start fainting from the heat...

So ya see how just a few wrong words can cause a catastrophe?
What I wanna know is What JAyDee knows that these people don't?? (or didn't!)

Well I think of these things because it's obviously too hot for anyone else to think!!

[anon(3732391)]

You do that

I do what? What did I do????