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Well, My internet was out for 2 whole days.

You'd probably think I was frustrated, pee'd off, and all sorts of negative things that go with being detached from the world of Pantless abandon... but, Nooooooooooooooo!
I actually got a few things done.

I even almost painted my fireplace in Solidarity with the Doofus! But, It wouldn't have been fair because mine is one of those "REAL" fireplaces where you have to light REAL wood and you guys probably associate those kind of fireplaces with the old kind of Cell Phone that had a cord on it and a little antenna on the back window.

Or Not!!

I have remote to turn on the gas

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And I was finally getting use to Him and his g/f !!
Now they've got names???

I doodled them so you can put a face to the name

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You make things sound so difficult!
Other than moving the grill farther away from the house what else is there to organize??

Moving the fire department closer to her house.

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Yeah.. especially around Christmas.
Some homeless wretch in a Santa suit at the store with that annoying little 'ding-a-ling' bell begging money for JC because he never seems to have enough!

Ding-a-ling.... Ding-a-ling

Dumb Dee dumb Dee dumb

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Originally Posted by Lostboy5151 http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
Did I ask ? Well did I ???


So why'd you answer,huh? Why'd you answer????

Cuz cuz

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Damn it to hail

Got a shovel?

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If you ever retire from school you should think about becoming a part time psychotic..... http://www.picturesanimations.com/c/crystal/6.gif

You'd be good at misreading the future!!

Part time? She could make a career from it

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I don't do reports. I'm the meeting king. I decide when there are too many.

I didn't read the whole post but it's safe to assume the Muppet wasn't talking about Martinis

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How could you possibly get 'caught' in the rain. Does it sneak up behind your bedonkeybedonkeybutt when you're not looking??

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PdGCHLyE7M...600/donkey.png

Maybe it's just me but JD was sounding like Rupert Holmes

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I have LTE when my internet goes out.

Limited to electricity

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He seems much greedier now than before. Go ahead. Ask me what I mean by before. Go ahead.

BC??

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Even Rag-a-Nuffins need goals!!

Preach it!

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What's time have to do with 'when you drink?

Ya know, up here in Alaska they actually have villages that you have to fly to and then take a boat to get to that don't allow alcohol anyway on there island.
That's gotta be torture!!

Alcohol poisoning torture ...what a way to go

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haha someone has got you thinking?

D'oh!

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what happened? you lost your internet? landslide? snowstorm? tsunami? sunspot?

No the Love Boat pulled into port and Julie is free from Isaac this weekend

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that's what i use....my phone....but if there is something else wrong then the phone won't work either......

Then I have to go out and talk to people ...like real people

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haha!
Whew! I was beginning to worry about you!

I've been worried about him for 3 years now

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after all that flying, i know I'D be drinkin

Champaign breakfast is the best on the plane

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Yes! No! No! No! No!

I'll take the yes and the third no, you can have the rest

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gee thanks! ahhahahaahahaha

You're welcome

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i actually think i'm a functioning psychotic right now. who needs to retire????

See...thats what I'm talking about..now monetize it

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no hail on my car which will soon be my "old" car as my "new" car is still being built.

One screw at a time?

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Didn't you get another new car a couple years ago?

Sale pitches are a biotch

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It's not that it got by me or anything.. It just wasn't THAT obvious

Obviously

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Bested by a Muppet. What will the other aliens say.