1. BergerKing's Avatar
    What kind of beer?
    Dunno, I'll have to look. Probably cheapp stuff.
    01-11-13 12:40 AM
  2. middbrew's Avatar
    And THAT reminds me of one of the very first things I ever saw on the internet. I wonder if it's still around. Try doing a google search for "duckjob." If you found an audio file of Donald Duck getting a BJ, you've found it.
    Like this?

    01-11-13 12:40 AM
  3. middbrew's Avatar
    Sticky balls???
    Well yes, thanks for asking.
    01-11-13 12:42 AM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    man i hate seeing sounds... freaks me out
    Dude, seeing is believing.
    01-11-13 12:43 AM
  5. middbrew's Avatar
    I hit 16k global posts yesterday. Probably in CrackBerry in a couple of days.
    Yep, your at 15,918 right now.
    01-11-13 12:44 AM
  6. middbrew's Avatar
    Dunno, I'll have to look. Probably cheapp stuff.
    Well damn the luck.
    01-11-13 12:45 AM
  7. middbrew's Avatar
    Yup. You did it!
    TWSS
    01-11-13 12:46 AM
  8. middbrew's Avatar
    You're allowed one more.
    Thanks, I'm on my second wu-wei.
    01-11-13 12:46 AM
  9. middbrew's Avatar
    That's the rule.
    Not many rules, but only two wu-weis is one.
    01-11-13 12:47 AM
  10. middbrew's Avatar
    Just tip your head sideways and bang on your ear. It will eventually fall out of the other ear.
    Thanks for the advice.
    01-11-13 12:48 AM
  11. middbrew's Avatar
    Every time I catch up, I've fallen behind! I feel like I'm in the Godfather III.
    that's cool, III isn't as good as I.
    01-11-13 12:49 AM
  12. BergerKing's Avatar
    Good for you BK. Unfortunately, drivers are as respectfully as they use to be.
    Had a fella try to roll me in Kearney, NJ in a truckstop so dangerous they stacked containers around the perimeter to keep bodies from being dumped there. He pulled me down, and was trying to find my wallet, and while he wasn't payong attention, I slipped a 50k volt stun gun up his leg and made a weenie roast. Several drivers saw him go down, so they dragged hIm away and I took off before I saw the outcome.
    01-11-13 12:51 AM
  13. middbrew's Avatar
    Man, I hate cheap public restroom toilet paper. It's like trying to wipe with a handful of Raisin Bran.
    Yep, but I can't say I've ever wiped with Raisin Bran. Do I grab a hand full or start with just a few flakes?
    01-11-13 12:51 AM
  14. middbrew's Avatar
    Had a fella try to roll me in Kearney, NJ in a truckstop so dangerous they syacked containers around the perimeter to keep bodies from being dumped there. He pulled me down, and was trying to find my wallet, and while he wasn't payong attention, I slipped a 50k volt stun gun up his leg and made a weenie roast. Several drivers saw him go down, so they dragged hIm away and I took off before I saw the outcome.
    Damn, I stay away from those truck stops. I am going to NJ next week. I will stay away from that one. Hopefully!
    01-11-13 12:54 AM
  15. middbrew's Avatar
    Aha!! It is all so very clear to me NOW!! You're into DUCKS!! Well at least you don't hafta spring for boots
    Not INTO duck. Just don't want you INTO the duck either.
    01-11-13 12:57 AM
  16. BergerKing's Avatar
    Yep, but I can't say I've ever wiped with Raisin Bran. Do I grab a hand full or start with just a few flakes?
    I haven't, either. See how adventurous you feel before you give it a swipe...
    01-11-13 12:57 AM
  17. middbrew's Avatar
    I haven't, either. See how adventurous you feel before you give it a swipe...
    Good call
    01-11-13 01:00 AM
  18. middbrew's Avatar
    Yes. If you'll tell us. I'm still waiting for the answer about the duck.
    Don't encourage him to abuse the duck.
    01-11-13 01:01 AM
  19. middbrew's Avatar
    Ewwwwww horrible visual.... I'm tossing out the Raisin Bran cereal box.
    Really? Don't knock it until you try it.
    01-11-13 01:02 AM
  20. middbrew's Avatar
    Where do you think they got the raisins?
    01-11-13 01:03 AM
  21. middbrew's Avatar
    Sounds like a cheap condom.
    75% guaranteed. What more do you want?
    01-11-13 01:05 AM
  22. middbrew's Avatar
    Without the Flour!
    Helps with sloppy seconds.
    01-11-13 01:06 AM
  23. middbrew's Avatar
    Agreed. It definitely be.
    Definitely.
    01-11-13 01:07 AM
  24. middbrew's Avatar
    The only way to be sure is to see if they want grapes.
    Them are not ducks. Trust me.
    01-11-13 01:08 AM
  25. BergerKing's Avatar
    Out of all the turnpikes I run, I like Ohio's the best. Their service plazas are top notch, with free showers, TV rooms, and laundry machines cheaper than the truckstops. Their parking areas are good, too, and free Wi-Fi inside the restaurants is nice.
    01-11-13 01:10 AM
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