1. drjay868's Avatar
    If you could have free, unlimited service for five years from an extremely good cook, chauffeur, or masseuse, which would you choose?
    I enjoy driving, so chauffeur is out. I have an inversion table, so providing that does what it's supposed to do, I'll take the cook.
    01-07-13 11:58 AM
  2. drjay868's Avatar
    Wait.... tell me more about this masseuse... happy endings?

    01-07-13 11:58 AM
  3. drjay868's Avatar
    Would you be willing to have your left middle finger surgically removed if it 'somehow' guaranteed you immunity from all diseases?
    Definitely.... Hey, wait a second!!!!!.....
    01-07-13 12:01 PM
  4. Sith_Apprentice's Avatar
    I enjoy driving, so chauffeur is out. I have an inversion table, so providing that does what it's supposed to do, I'll take the cook.
    Masseuse, provided she passes certain qualifications
    01-07-13 12:01 PM
  5. kbz1960's Avatar
    Come on peeps! We need less than 730 until 38k. We need to hit 40k this week!
    You can see here who needs to come on


    The CB 1M post Challenge!-img_00000016.jpg
    01-07-13 12:01 PM
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    Are those the faces you make? lol
    01-07-13 12:02 PM
  7. drjay868's Avatar
    For $35,000 USD, would you go for three months without washing, brushing your teeth, or using deodorant? Assume you could not explain your reasons to anyone until after the three months is up?
    Will you be paying in cash or check?
    01-07-13 12:02 PM
  8. Sith_Apprentice's Avatar
    You can see here who needs to come on


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    Middbrew has 6000 posts in this thread? holy... lol

    kbz you are right behind louzer, sputneek a bit behind that.
    01-07-13 12:03 PM
  9. drjay868's Avatar
    Do you feel ill at ease going out to see a movie by yourself?
    Negative, Ghostrider
    01-07-13 12:03 PM
  10. drjay868's Avatar
    If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
    I don't know, but it's definitely pantless.
    01-07-13 12:04 PM
  11. drjay868's Avatar
    Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
    One statement can be tested directly and immediately.
    01-07-13 12:04 PM
  12. Sith_Apprentice's Avatar
    I don't know, but it's definitely pantless.
    pretty sure he dies, since the spine is attached to the shell in most turtles lol
    01-07-13 12:05 PM
  13. kbz1960's Avatar
    Middbrew has 6000 posts in this thread? holy... lol

    kbz you are right behind louzer, sputneek a bit behind that.
    Yepper he is worse/better than all of us here lol
    01-07-13 12:05 PM
  14. drjay868's Avatar
    If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
    Depends on what the killer personality's motives are. Homicide or suicide?
    01-07-13 12:05 PM
  15. Sith_Apprentice's Avatar
    One statement can be tested directly and immediately.
    and most people would have trouble counting to 1 billion lol
    01-07-13 12:06 PM
  16. Sith_Apprentice's Avatar
    Yepper he is worse/better than all of us here lol
    the answer to this is "yes"
    01-07-13 12:06 PM
  17. drjay868's Avatar
    If you could choose one aspect of your looks to improve, what would it be and why?
    I'd as to be a little less good looking. These women are getting more and more difficult to turn down, and I'm running out of sticks!

    I keeed, I keeed.
    01-07-13 12:08 PM
  18. drjay868's Avatar
    Depends on what the killer personality's motives are. Homicide or suicide?
    Reminded me of this semi-truck mud flap I saw once:

    01-07-13 12:09 PM
  19. drjay868's Avatar
    If you were really a robot, would you want to know?
    If I were a robot, I think I'd already know by a lack of a pulse, respiration, desire to intake food or excrete waste.
    01-07-13 12:10 PM
  20. Sith_Apprentice's Avatar
    If I were a robot, I think I'd already know by a lack of a pulse, respiration, desire to intake food or excrete waste.
    you could be a very convincing robot...
    01-07-13 12:11 PM
  21. middbrew's Avatar
    Spinach and pepperoni stromboli was filling. They didn't have bacon.
    That sounds pretty good.
    01-07-13 12:12 PM
  22. middbrew's Avatar
    I haven't tossed my cookies for awhile now.
    How about tossing a troll?

    01-07-13 12:15 PM
  23. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    pretty sure he dies, since the spine is attached to the shell in most turtles lol
    OK anti-joke chicken!
    01-07-13 12:18 PM
  24. Sith_Apprentice's Avatar
    OK anti-joke chicken!
    01-07-13 12:18 PM
  25. drjay868's Avatar
    YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I'M A GROWNASS MAN! I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT, WHEN I WANT!!!

    ok, its done. i voted
    01-07-13 12:18 PM
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