[sputneek]

I had this weird dream...

[sputneek]

It's still coming back to me, need a half a minute here...

[sputneek]

Oh yeah, I dreamt of Middbrew.....oh wait ...the door...

[sputneek]

And he was sittin' there...ack they're back, jest a sec....

[sputneek]

So like I was saying, he was just sittin' there with no pants on?... ya know? Damn(ed) the luck, the cat wants out...be back..

[sputneek]

So yeah, believe it or not, he's sittin' there with no damn(ed) pants on, like in my dream, like really?...aaaaaah jeez, hold on the dog now..

[BergerKing]

Make me breakfast...

That should be easy, you're already scrambled....

[BergerKing]

So yeah, believe it or not, he's sittin' there with no damn(ed) pants on, like in my dream, like really?...aaaaaah jeez, hold on the dog now..

At least turn your head.

[sputneek]

Yeah so yeah ya know, you can only imagine, by now, yeyes II'm a little dismayed...but.. aw man this is my busy time..the cat..

[sputneek]

That should be easy, you're already scrambled....

TWSS Oddly enough!

[sputneek]

At least turn your head.

Cervical problems... couldn't close my eyes neither...wired, ya know

[sputneek]

yep umm, oh! sure enough he's pantless alright but the top half... he's like wearing this lilac colored tux jacket with a pink tie...friggin' funny stuff..hang on dang cat's hungry now..

[sputneek]

so yeah, so I'm lying there trying not to wet myself hehe, 'cause THAT would be embarassing eh? And low and behold he's..cough..hack, just a minute while I put this damn(ed) thing out before something catches fire or something...

[sputneek]

and low and behold there's this big machine on the right of him. cough, ahem, and there's...shoot..It's cold out the dog again....

[sputneek]

k, and there's this other machine to the left of him..see..oh! and did I mention his hair was in pig tails?, like ERMAHGERD you'd have to actually see this to believe it!!

So ya got all that, right?

[sputneek]

ok, so we got Middbrew sittin there with no pants on... thank god he's sitting in this big overstuffed chair..right? and he's wearing that Febreezy colored tux jacket aaaand the pink tie, right?

[sputneek]

ok, now I gotta tell ya because beside the right machine was one of them mini portapotties. you know them lil ones you take to parties and stuff?

[sputneek]

Ok, so needless to say there's this big bottle of Febreeze on the back of this lil thing, you know for...ya you know hehe

[sputneek]

Now these machines are like fair to middlin' in size and the one on the left has the word LIKE stamped onto the side of it...

[sputneek]

Yeah LIKE stamped right on it...then..oh yeah! there's this little wee machine, like a calculator really.. attached to the side of it too, almost forgot with a little sticker that said no thanks on it, be right back, need a drink...

[sputneek]

rright so that's the machine on the right, now the machine on the left it's got ummm...yeah!..post... someth... oh yeah! postscript stamped onto the side of IT!! Glug..Gulp

[sputneek]

Ya gotta know what I'm suspecting now right? POSTSCRIPT, like it don't take no genius right?

[sputneek]

Then....BAAM!! right outta nowhere....

[sputneek]

That stupid, chit for brains cat he jumps on my chest from the back of the couch, I guess and remember I'm sound asleep here trying not to wet myself...be back in about ten ...beer run now..

[sputneek]

huum... ok, so I swat the damned thing off of my chest an of course make a dive for the john, I mean run like h3ll here...oh wait...TEMPURmental just walked in the door and she looks a lil upset... bear with me here, gotta take care of this guys... ya know...