1. middbrew's Avatar
    I know it! You'd think going to a homosexual watering hole every year would increase my chances! But nope. Then again I don't exactly go around kissing people, either...

    The one time I had a gf on New Years was when I was with a crazy, crazy chick. Our plan was to meet up in Wichita (this was when we both lived in small neighboring towns), go to a fancy dinner, then stay the night in a nice hotel having sexytimes and watching movies. We get to the hotel...and she doesn't feel like going to dinner and didn't even bring any nice clothes if she were to change her mind. Fine. We get comfy, watch the movie I brought (Serendipity), have sexytimes, then watch the movie she brought. It was some gory war movie with people getting killed in gruesome ways like being set on fire. After the movie she wanted to have sexytimes again, but the movie totally made me lose my ladyboner. Every NYE since I've been surrounded by friends and not lovers.
    You need to pick out a different type of lover.
    kbz1960, Engire, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-31-12 01:03 PM
  2. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    If y'all don't get posting soon I'm gonna miss the big 33k!! I'm off early because of the weather and it's going to take me an hour to get home I bet!
    kbz1960, Engire, middbrew and 4 others like this.
    12-31-12 01:03 PM
  3. bungaboy's Avatar
    Nah. No vanity plate.
    My tongue was so far into my cheek it hurt when I made that comment. LoL.
    12-31-12 01:03 PM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    If by rushing you mean getting your @ss slapped with a wooden paddle, then yes.
    So, KBZ's mom is the pledge master?
    12-31-12 01:04 PM
  5. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    You need to pick out a different type of lover.
    Agreed. In fact I agree so much, that after 4 years with crazy I now have ridiculously high standards :S.
    kbz1960, Engire, middbrew and 4 others like this.
    12-31-12 01:04 PM
  6. middbrew's Avatar
    To be top poster in this thread? Yes you did and an admirable and truly pantless feat you accomplished.
    Thanks man!
    12-31-12 01:05 PM
  7. phoreoneone's Avatar
    Now I'm wanting to do shots along with my spumante (sput-mante??) tonight...decisions decisions...
    put your wine in shot glasses

    two birds with one stone

    12-31-12 01:05 PM
  8. middbrew's Avatar
    Not yet. We're not at 33K yet. I'm actually more excited anticipating who will be the 33,000 poster here than waiting for midnight tonight!
    As we all are.
    kbz1960, Engire, jafobabe and 2 others like this.
    12-31-12 01:06 PM
  9. phoreoneone's Avatar
    So you DO speak and not just post Reddit funnies!! Hi there!!
    12-31-12 01:06 PM
  10. middbrew's Avatar
    New challenge! I want to see 33,000 by the time I leave in 17 minutes! Go!
    Going!
    kbz1960, Engire, jafobabe and 2 others like this.
    12-31-12 01:07 PM
  11. louzer's Avatar
    I know it! You'd think going to a homosexual watering hole every year would increase my chances! But nope. Then again I don't exactly go around kissing people, either...

    The one time I had a gf on New Years was when I was with a crazy, crazy chick. Our plan was to meet up in Wichita (this was when we both lived in small neighboring towns), go to a fancy dinner, then stay the night in a nice hotel having sexytimes and watching movies. We get to the hotel...and she doesn't feel like going to dinner and didn't even bring any nice clothes if she were to change her mind. Fine. We get comfy, watch the movie I brought (Serendipity), have sexytimes, then watch the movie she brought. It was some gory war movie with people getting killed in gruesome ways like being set on fire. After the movie she wanted to have sexytimes again, but the movie totally made me lose my ladyboner. Every NYE since I've been surrounded by friends and not lovers.
    In general, friends tend to last longer.
    12-31-12 01:07 PM
  12. middbrew's Avatar
    Oh. Sorry. But it's just a cartoon anyway. Hope your thumb gets better so that you regain full use of your hand.
    ISWYDT
    Engire, kbz1960, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-31-12 01:08 PM
  13. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    put your wine in shot glasses

    two birds with one stone

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1hru2zrep1r5nzg2.gif
    This made me laugh so fvcking hard. Remind me to give you a "thanks" when mine come back!
    12-31-12 01:08 PM
  14. louzer's Avatar
    im feeling very generous. ****, EVERYONE JUST TAKE ONE

    I snuck a couple of extras. Hope you don't mind.
    12-31-12 01:08 PM
  15. middbrew's Avatar
    Now I'm wanting to do shots along with my spumante (sput-mante??) tonight...decisions decisions...
    I say yes to the shots, goes with the sput-mante.
    12-31-12 01:09 PM
  16. kbz1960's Avatar
    So, KBZ's mom is the pledge master?
    Yep

    The CB 1M post Challenge!-sput_crop.jpg
    12-31-12 01:10 PM
  17. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    I snuck a couple of extras. Hope you don't mind.
    I did too, but don't tell anyone!
    12-31-12 01:10 PM
  18. middbrew's Avatar
    If y'all don't get posting soon I'm gonna miss the big 33k!! I'm off early because of the weather and it's going to take me an hour to get home I bet!
    I'm posting, I'm posting!
    12-31-12 01:11 PM
  19. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    kbz's mom has got it goin' on.
    Engire, middbrew, kbz1960 and 4 others like this.
    12-31-12 01:11 PM
  20. middbrew's Avatar
    My tongue was so far into my cheek it hurt when I made that comment. LoL.
    French kissing yourself?
    12-31-12 01:12 PM
  21. middbrew's Avatar
    Agreed. In fact I agree so much, that after 4 years with crazy I now have ridiculously high standards :S.
    Good call!
    12-31-12 01:12 PM
  22. middbrew's Avatar
    put your wine in shot glasses

    two birds with one stone

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1hru2zrep1r5nzg2.gif
    Now why didn't I think of that?
    12-31-12 01:13 PM
  23. middbrew's Avatar
    In general, friends tend to last longer.
    So a friend that is a lover will last the longest.
    12-31-12 01:14 PM
  24. middbrew's Avatar
    In general, friends tend to last longer.
    TWSS
    12-31-12 01:14 PM
  25. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    OK fellers, time for me to get home. Congrats ahead of time to the lucky 33k winner!
    Engire, kbz1960, middbrew and 4 others like this.
    12-31-12 01:15 PM
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