Why not? Depends on who's table and who is there.
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Why not? Depends on who's table and who is there.
Likely to cause blindness.
So I asked him if I could just do it until I need glasses.
I like pizza. I like it!
Why not? So many different ways to 'accessorize' at the dinner table! lol
I have a strange urge to masticate now...
I literally LOL'd right there... had to read it a second time to realize you didn't really put what I thought you did...
He's a cereal masticator
On that note, why hasn't capt. Crunch been promoted to admiral yet?
Because then he would outrank General Mills...
Well played....
He's too busy cutting the roof of my mouth and convincing my mom its ok to put peanut butter places where its not supposed to go...
As breading on her broiled chicken, you pervs. http://forums.crackberry.com/mobiquo/emoji/E409.png
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Relevant: First season of Dukes of Hazzard is under $20 on Amazon, and I'm a Prime member so I get free shipping. Tempting, tempting.
I thought you were going to say she put peanut butter on her Android.
It's okay, if she wants to put some on her :eek: and mix it with :eek: so the :eek: leaks all over the :eek: and the mailman just as he's :eek: on various kitchen utensils to :eek: a :eek: because the neighbor came over looking for sugar and eggs and ended up with :eek: all over their :eek: and had to settle for :eek: with a parking ticket.
We don't judge either way.
Is there a connection I wonder? :D
...so I jumped off the table and ran to the phone to call the optometrist, since i'd basically been given permission....but my mother ran in the room and....
If I've told you once I've told you 5000 times . . . .
Sent from my treat of the week.
Milky Way bars or Nutella is better used for this.....and so I took some with me to my optometrist appointment.....
...that if you did that with the optometrist again you would have to buy a tube of K....
etchup to get that taste out of your mouth.
.....since he's very fond of brussels sprouts and aside from the taste they seem to always end up in your.....
shoes when you're done mashing them to make the greatest brussel sprout wine in the world. Just be careful that the...
This has the makings of a mother/daughter scene that could go horribly wrong?
...Why oh Why oh...
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