Well, at least you abbreviate Z differently than The Muppet.
Sounds pretty dumb , doesn't it!! I mean, why in the land of yamaman .....?
Ohhh, I get it. Your last name is hammer.
She.. being your mom, is Hammer ( with a capital H) to show your love and respect.
You, being more of a disappointment than an entire bag of hammers, spell it with a small "h"
See, yama? Nuffin gets past me!!