The number of times we (I) lost my virginity?
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The number of times we (I) lost my virginity?
oh how we wish that were true haha
But true to tradition, his half-eaten box of Twinkies survived unscathed.
5000 calories burnt in one AMAZING lovemaking session!!!!!
WOOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
:D:D:D
YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!
*quickly Google's Qbnkelt*
LOL I am not sure that classifies as love making anymore ;)
Between your post and mine, I just can't decide which one is more inappropriate.
mine is inordinately more inappropriate.....if you could read my mind...
OK, OK, OK I'll behave now, mods!!!!!!!!!!!!:p
This thread must never, ever, be locked. Let's make a pact right now.
Pfft thats an open book :p Now mine is far more inappropriate :D
I doooooon't know......somebody distract Branta for....I don't know.....six weeks.......
You normally burn approx 1000 calories during lovemaking...so that'd be 5X within'? what 2-4 hours? or is there ESPN sportscenter breaks with a few glass of Lambrusco to replenish your fluids? :)
Going for the whole Sting Tantric thing......plain water.....or bats' sweat....
Quite possibly the most informative thread of the day......Also this thread gets an A+++ for entertainment value.
Considering the usual doom and gloom that many on this forum post, this little spot of silliness is very welcome.
Onwards towards 5000!
I agree completely. 5000 should be everyone's goal.
This is by far the best BlackBerry thread in over three years! Not just ONE...but three pints to my fair lady of Ireland by way of NJ :)
I'll see your three pints and raise you a quart of 100 proof Southern Comfort plus one pair of slightly worn lederhosen.
Mmm. Now I want Blackberry Beer. I haven't had that in ages. Sam Adams makes a pretty darn tasty one.
Would have never known! Thanks pLessPeng!!
I have nothing to add to this thread, but i dont think that even matters
4999 + 1 ????
:confused:
Your post is just as useful as everyone else's.
Do we know what the OP was on about yet ?