I enjoy driving, so chauffeur is out. I have an inversion table, so providing that does what it's supposed to do, I'll take the cook.
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I enjoy driving, so chauffeur is out. I have an inversion table, so providing that does what it's supposed to do, I'll take the cook.
Wait.... tell me more about this masseuse... happy endings?
:eek::devil::rotfl::p;)
Definitely.... Hey, wait a second!!!!!.....
Masseuse, provided she passes certain qualifications ;)
You can see here who needs to come on
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Are those the faces you make? lol
Will you be paying in cash or check?
Middbrew has 6000 posts in this thread? holy... lol
kbz you are right behind louzer, sputneek a bit behind that.
Negative, Ghostrider
I don't know, but it's definitely pantless.
One statement can be tested directly and immediately.
pretty sure he dies, since the spine is attached to the shell in most turtles lol
Yepper he is worse/better than all of us here lol
Depends on what the killer personality's motives are. Homicide or suicide?
and most people would have trouble counting to 1 billion lol
the answer to this is "yes"
I'd as to be a little less good looking. These women are getting more and more difficult to turn down, and I'm running out of sticks!
:rotfl: I keeed, I keeed.
Reminded me of this semi-truck mud flap I saw once:
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.45405...h=155&c=7&rs=1
If I were a robot, I think I'd already know by a lack of a pulse, respiration, desire to intake food or excrete waste.
you could be a very convincing robot...
That sounds pretty good.
How about tossing a troll?
http://www.chimpsanctuarynw.org/blog...s-IMG_5134.jpg
OK anti-joke chicken!
:cant-watch:
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I'M A GROWNASS MAN! I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT, WHEN I WANT!!!
ok, its done. i voted