[middbrew]

I thought I clearly stated that I wanted to get paid a lot of money for doing as little as possible. Apparently that message didn't get through.

I say become a prostitute. All you need to do is lay on your back and get paid for it.

[middbrew]

It was a setting I had done and I reversed it.

Anticlockwise?

[BergerKing]

Now I'm working my way home for some time off. Tomorrow a drop in Indiana, then should get loaded to the house.

[BergerKing]

Anticlockwise?

Two and a half gainer with a reverse twist.

[middbrew]

Sprout an antenna from your nether regions like everyone else?

Aaaaa, that's not an antenna.

[middbrew]

We missed each other by a few minutes last night. Glad to see you picked up the new version. I hope that having Pamela Anderson, two Febrezes and a large cactus won't be too much of a posting distraction for you!

I'm guessing Pamela Anderson and the Febreze won't be a distraction, but the large cactus just might be.

[middbrew]

Now I'm working my way home for some time off. Tomorrow a drop in Indiana, then should get loaded to the house.

Time off is always good. Enjoy.

[middbrew]

Two and a half gainer with a reverse twist.

That should please most women.

[middbrew]

Jealous!!!
You should send some of that to southern California.
I hope to become an Eskimo someday.
A pantless Eskimo of course.

Yeah, nice warm sunny weather is very overrated.

[middbrew]

Can you believe they actually want me to do something at times here. That isn't what I signed up for. LOL

I say tell them to mind their own business and leave you to your posting. sheesh.

[middbrew]

Sorry I missed it!

Me too.

[middbrew]

Hopefully tomorrow will be a better evening to post. I'm tired and going to bed.

HOPE to see you all then. Nite

I should be here tonight. It seems like a long time since I was able to just sit around and post. Damn work and going out drinking keeps getting in the way.

[sleepngbear]

I say tell them to mind their own business and leave you to your posting. sheesh.

I tried that once. My boss walked in while I was sitting with my feet up on my desk reading the sports section and he said, "what are you doing?" I thought about responding with "is that a trick question?", but thought better of it as that might have been a bit snarky, not to mention further tempting fate by answering a question with a question. So instead I just said "none of your goddamm business." Curiously, I don't work there any more.

[middbrew]

'Nite Jaff! and good morning middbrew!

FIFY and good morning sputneek!

[middbrew]

I tried that once. My boss walked in while I was sitting with my feet up on my desk reading the sports section and he said, "what are you doing?" I thought about responding with "is that a trick question?", but thought better of it as that might have been a bit snarky, not to mention further tempting fate by answering a question with a question. So instead I just said "none of your goddamm business." Curiously, I don't work there any more.

If your boss was that stup1d that he couldn't see what you were doing you didn't really need to work there anyway.

[middbrew]

I had to play with the dog. Yaknow she won't quit making noise until I do

You know, you really shouldn't call TEMURmental a dog.

[middbrew]

Night all. Pantless dreams

Good night retroactive and see you tonight.

[middbrew]

One of these days, I'll learn to read ahead.

And what fun would that be?

[middbrew]

This was one of the quietest runs up to a milestone post though.

Well ish happens doesn't it.

[middbrew]

Probably answered by someone else if I bothered to read ahead, but the 3 most common ones here are:
FIFY = Fixed it for ya
TWSS = That's what she said
ISWYDT = I see what you did there.

I'm sure there are others though.

If there aren't others we can always make some up.

[middbrew]

Ohhh, you are so good, yes I was am probably still am....

Good for you.

[middbrew]

Oh God, do we have to get in a fight about this now, WARNING....I will win. lol

I say have the fight and post the video here.

[middbrew]

And really here in this thread, no question is dumb, remember that. this is why I love being here so much.

I've posted a few dumb answers, but you are right there are now dumb questions.

[middbrew]

Well Poof, the climax is over, or should I say mini cimax

Did you thank Sputz for the climax?

[middbrew]

I already knew that

But did you REALLY know that?