[BergerKing]

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Coming soon..

[Lendo]

Chopped liver or interwebs?

Interwebs

[jafobabe]

An update on g2hockey. Approximately 18.2 seconds after posting the thread, g2 was biting the last of his right toenail off just about even when his little brother entered the room waving their sister's headless, naked trio of Barbie dolls which so startled him that he jumped, promptly shoving his big toe up his left nostril. In obvious distress, he hopped about wildly, and landed barefoot in the pile of Legos that he'd left scattered hither and yon. The resulting fall smacked his head into the corner of an occasional table and rendered him into blessed unconsciousness.

The ambulance arrived with one Starbucks-jonesing attendant and the other who'd just shotgunned an ounce of prime Maui wowie. In their conflicting haste-buzz to get g2 down the stairs, the gurney slipped from their grasp, bouncing down 23 stairs to land inverted in a 250 gallon fish tank. The stoned EMT promptly attempted to deliver mouth-to-mouth to a gasping piranha, losing three chunks of tongue, half his upper lip, and most of the rest of his dignity as tears poured from his eyes.

They righted the gurney and loaded it into the ambulance. The wounded EMT stuffed a gauze pad into his own mouth to stanch the flow, and arrived at the hospital without further incident. g2 has been in an unresponsive coma since then, but has been recorded saying the word 'Thor' in a painful moan. He will also mutter 'five thousand' at random, and in seeming attempts to break from the coma, has repeatedly said, 'Does anyone know what's going on?'

Spectacular!!

[BergerKing]

Spectacular!!

And other than correcting a couple of errors, done in one draft.

[BergerKing]

And other than correcting a couple of errors, done in one draft.

Oh, and on further note, the piranha did survive, and she and the EMT are scheduled for a June wedding.

[jafobabe]

Oh, and on further note, the piranha did survive, and she and the EMT are scheduled for a June wedding.

[louzer]

No, it was *spawn* of eh ee double hockey sticks. That was before I discovered your true nature.
No Stygian pit could have created you.
You are from the future.
Pitiless.
Remorseless.
All I wanted was a bag of chips!
Mmmmmm chips.

Chips?

[louzer]

Too awesome, you all are awesome

You are too.

[BergerKing]

They will be purchasing a small three branch tributary off of the lake and plan to spawn in September.

[louzer]

That why the sky turned purple and pigs flew!

You saw it too? I thought it was just me!

[louzer]

You have now joined the ranks of Awesomeness :P

Awesomeness first class!

[louzer]

Right after I became pantless before racing Red Stripe

So awesomeness is between becoming pantless and a posting frenzy?

[louzer]

Awww, you can talk to me if you like. I was just swearing at my computer, it's acting up but I will wait for Sputz to get home and look at it. He is the tekki around here.

Isn't tekki when they cook food on the table in front of you and throw the knives around?

[Lendo]

We may actually hit 67,000 tonight lol

[louzer]

Me so sorry

Me so hohhny!

[louzer]

You can tell the voices to stop now I'll be your friend.

How do we know that you're not just one of the voices?

[louzer]

No chips for you. ESP when in a posting run with no time outs allowed

Unless you have someone feeding you the chips while you type and post.

[louzer]

Good stuff, eh

Did you get a buzz?

[louzer]

Thats okay we'll happily finish the race before you.

All your bases are belong to us!

[BergerKing]

Unless you have someone feeding you the chips while you type and post.

At least someone can still post with a mouthful of chips.

[louzer]

Who needs a break when i have you all!

That's the spirit! I hope that there are other people posting now. I'm still a few hundred behind and I'm on a roll. We might hit 67K.

[louzer]

Too much swearing at it not enough action. Get those pants off!!! Tempur!!!

She likes when you talk like that!

[louzer]

tempur is quite pantless already maybe she needs to pants her puter

On the contrary. I think her puter's pants are not only on, but too tight!

[louzer]

Time for dinner though

What are you going to have?

[BergerKing]

That why the sky turned purple and pigs flew!

I bet if pigs could fly their wings would be delicious.