1. louzer's Avatar
    The entire REASON is blasted into my fragile eggshell mind.
    How could any mortal survive?
    I know, let's make Midterminatorbrew do it.
    You're right. This is a job for the brewmeister!
    02-22-13 10:49 PM
  2. Lendo's Avatar
    How about Skype? Is it snappy?
    Now there's a pipe dream.
    02-22-13 10:49 PM
  3. louzer's Avatar
    @Red Stripe are you cheating in this race. Hmmmm.... LOL!!!
    There is no cheating. Just pantless posting.
    02-22-13 10:50 PM
  4. louzer's Avatar
    This is definitely going to get interesting. LOL!
    Isn't it already interesting?
    02-22-13 10:51 PM
  5. louzer's Avatar
    Admittedly I won't be able to keep up between work and home.
    But feel free to visit in between.
    02-22-13 10:52 PM
  6. louzer's Avatar
    That way we may survive and slowly grow toward the truth.
    The truth wears no pants.
    02-22-13 10:52 PM
  7. Lendo's Avatar
    The truth wears no pants.
    kbz1960, bungaboy, louzer and 1 others like this.
    02-22-13 10:53 PM
  8. louzer's Avatar
    Perhaps as T100 style Haikus.
    Attachment 137316
    I for one welcome our new robot overlord.
    Who it appears is pantless.
    02-22-13 10:54 PM
  9. louzer's Avatar
    OK all warmed up for 66666.
    I'm still about 200 behind 66,666. I wonder who will get it.
    02-22-13 10:55 PM
  10. louzer's Avatar
    You Wiley vets may have stolen the glory so far, but you have no idea the barrage I have planned.
    I bet we'll find out soon!
    02-22-13 10:56 PM
  11. louzer's Avatar
    Definitely ready! History hear I come!!!
    For 66,666 or for 67,000?
    02-22-13 10:57 PM
  12. louzer's Avatar
    So ready to get off work. Thank you CB for occupying my entire workday!
    That's only one of the things it is good for!
    02-22-13 10:58 PM
  13. BergerKing's Avatar
    An update on g2hockey. Approximately 18.2 seconds after posting the thread, g2 was biting the last of his right toenail off just about even when his little brother entered the room waving their sister's headless, naked trio of Barbie dolls which so startled him that he jumped, promptly shoving his big toe up his left nostril. In obvious distress, he hopped about wildly, and landed barefoot in the pile of Legos that he'd left scattered hither and yon. The resulting fall smacked his head into the corner of an occasional table and rendered him into blessed unconsciousness.

    The ambulance arrived with one Starbucks-jonesing attendant and the other who'd just shotgunned an ounce of prime Maui wowie. In their conflicting haste-buzz to get g2 down the stairs, the gurney slipped from their grasp, bouncing down 23 stairs to land inverted in a 250 gallon fish tank. The stoned EMT promptly attempted to deliver mouth-to-mouth to a gasping piranha, losing three chunks of tongue, half his upper lip, and most of the rest of his dignity as tears poured from his eyes.

    They righted the gurney and loaded it into the ambulance. The wounded EMT stuffed a gauze pad into his own mouth to stanch the flow, and arrived at the hospital without further incident. g2 has been in an unresponsive coma since then, but has been recorded saying the word 'Thor' in a painful moan. He will also mutter 'five thousand' at random, and in seeming attempts to break from the coma, has repeatedly said, 'Does anyone know what's going on?'
    JWWDUKE, Lendo, jafobabe and 4 others like this.
    02-22-13 11:10 PM
  14. BergerKing's Avatar
    But feel free to visit in between.
    I like the appropriate 'in between'.
    02-22-13 11:15 PM
  15. louzer's Avatar
    OK, you're corrected.
    OK. But I didn't know that I was wrong in the first place.
    02-22-13 11:16 PM
  16. louzer's Avatar
    Could move to Australia, mate.
    I'd rather move to coffee, mate.
    02-22-13 11:17 PM
  17. JWWDUKE's Avatar
    An update on g2hockey. Approximately 18.2 seconds after posting the thread, g2 was biting the last of his right toenail off just about even when his little brother entered the room waving their sister's headless, naked trio of Barbie dolls which so startled him that he jumped, promptly shoving his big toe up his left nostril. In obvious distress, he hopped about wildly, and landed barefoot in the pile of Legos that he'd left scattered hither and yon. The resulting fall smacked his head into the corner of an occasional table and rendered him into blessed unconsciousness.

    The ambulance arrived with one Starbucks-jonesing attendant and the other who'd just shotgunned an ounce of prime Maui wowie. In their conflicting haste-buzz to get g2 down the stairs, the gurney slipped from their grasp, bouncing down 23 stairs to land inverted in a 250 gallon fish tank. The stoned EMT promptly attempted to deliver mouth-to-mouth to a gasping piranha, losing three chunks of tongue, half his upper lip, and most of the rest of his dignity as tears poured from his eyes.

    They righted the gurney and loaded it into the ambulance. The wounded EMT stuffed a gauze pad into his own mouth to stanch the flow, and arrived at the hospital without further incident. g2 has been in an unresponsive coma sincr then, but has been recorded saying the word 'Thor' in a painful moan. He will also mutter 'five thousand' at random, and in seeming attempts to break from the coma, has repeatedly said, 'Does anyone know what's going on?'
    F@ckin Piranha, they get you very time.......
    02-22-13 11:18 PM
  18. louzer's Avatar
    Honestly, with all the tapatalk push notification for this thread my battery life has gone to ****. I can't bring myself to unsubscribe.


    Sent from my 4s using TapaTalk
    Get one of those extra batteries and charger things.
    02-22-13 11:18 PM
  19. louzer's Avatar
    Guess I'm the one slacking now
    Not if you're posting.
    02-22-13 11:19 PM
  20. louzer's Avatar
    I need 60 more posts before midnight :P
    Did you get them? It's 12:20 (at least that's what time it is here).
    02-22-13 11:20 PM
  21. louzer's Avatar
    C'mon people... Gotta be something to rant about :P
    I hate when you find a parking spot with no cars around you and then when you return to your car, you find someone has pulled in right next to you leaving only inches for you to open your door!
    /rant
    02-22-13 11:21 PM
  22. Lendo's Avatar
    Did you get them? It's 12:20 (at least that's what time it is here).
    I sure did get them.. and then some LOL
    bungaboy, kbz1960, louzer and 1 others like this.
    02-22-13 11:21 PM
  23. BergerKing's Avatar
    Did you get them? It's 12:20 (at least that's what time it is here).
    Time travel will reveal that mystery.
    02-22-13 11:22 PM
  24. Lendo's Avatar
    Time travel will reveal that mystery.
    Guess I destroyed that mystery :P
    02-22-13 11:23 PM
  25. louzer's Avatar
    Well you let 20 minutes go by
    Now drop and give me 20!
    02-22-13 11:24 PM
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