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Guess I should have said 186ish because after that one there was only 185.

[middbrew]

But hey, who's counting?

[middbrew]

Obviously not me.

[middbrew]

Or should that be obliviously me?

[middbrew]

I'm going with obliviously me.

[red stripe]

I'll race you.

[red stripe]

WARNING
Not safe for work or children, especially British children

Instrumentation:
Snare drum, bass guitar, kazoo and a panting human

[middbrew]

Guess that's better than despicable me.

[red stripe]

Lyrics:
Washington, Washington six foot 8 weighs a fcuking ton
Opponents beware, opponents beware, he's coming

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I'll race you.

HA, you're on!

[red stripe]

Let me lay it on the line he had two on the vine
I mean two sets of testicles so divine
On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land
With the Mason ring and schnauzer in his perfect hands

[red stripe]

Here comes George, in control
Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponents brains and invented cocaine
He's coming

[middbrew]

WARNING
Not safe for work or children, especially British children

Instrumentation:
Snare drum, bass guitar, kazoo and a panting human

What's up with the kazoo?

[red stripe]

Washington, Washington six foot 20 fcuking killing for fun
Spread spread the Delaware, he's coming
Sue me if I go too fast, but the sons of his opponents wish that he was their Dad.

[red stripe]

What's up with the max 1 post per 30 seconds? I got ish to do.

[red stripe]

He got a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart
He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart, oooh
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children

[red stripe]

He had a pocket full of horses fcuked the ish out of bears
Threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare
He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky
Killed his Sensei in a duel and he never said why

[red stripe]

Washington, Washington, 12 stories high made of radiation
The present beware, the future beware, he's coming

[red stripe]

I recommend speakers or headphones with decent low frequency response characteristics:
This Ridiculous George Washington Epic Is Not Based in Fact

[middbrew]

I recommend speakers or headphones with decent low frequency response characteristics:
This Ridiculous George Washington Epic Is Not Based in Fact

[middbrew]

Bravo Red Stripe!

[red stripe]

Need jalape�o (with a mudder fcuking J!) chips and a nap now.
Time out on the race mbrew.

[middbrew]

Need jalape�o (with a mudder fcuking J!) chips and a nap now.
Time out on the race mbrew.

Time out? You are asking for a time out?

[middbrew]

[middbrew]

Need jalape�o (with a mudder fcuking J!) chips and a nap now.
Time out on the race mbrew.

Sorry, I just couldn't take a time out.