[kbz1960]

Why do Pharmacies make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front check out counter?

So you can infect other people so they can sell more pharmacy items.

[kbz1960]

Can someone yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?

Only if it's movie night.

[kbz1960]

Which way does a compass point in space?

To the final frontier

[kbz1960]

Where are you most likely to be at 8:00 on a Saturday night?

I'm old. On the couch or in my chair.

[kbz1960]

What song typifies the last 24 hours of your life?

It can't be summed up in one song.

[kbz1960]

What is the worst air travel experience you have ever had?

First time I ever flew. I just got in the bathroom, with no bath, and the fasten seat belt lights came on. The plane started shaking and vibrating. Well I got done and back to my seat and buckled in when the pilot came over the intercom and said sorry for the turbulence. We had to climb to ? feet to avoid a funnel cloud.

[kbz1960]

What part of your life do you need to take more slowly?

Orgasms

[kbz1960]

follow the Yelloow Vrick Road!

Congrats jaffers! You inquisitive one you.

[jafobabe]

Congrats jaffers! You inquisitive one you.

Thanks button gone.....

[middbrew]

they look tired, compared to what shows they did in the 80's. i mean, at least they could move a litte bit so we know theyre not dead, right? check this out:

Old? Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill, and Frank Beard are only 63 years old. I find that pretty cool considering they are still cranking out some great tunes.

[middbrew]

Good morning all you crazy pantless posters job well done last night. Cool avatar Louzer will do all the likes and thanks tonight as I am on the playbook and it just don't work right for that stuff. Go figure eh.

Oh and a very happy Lupercelia to every body.

good morning TM

[middbrew]

But he didn't lose them remember, they're at the back of his throat.

Remember? That was yesterday, how am I suppose to remember anything from way back then.

[middbrew]

Everything is okay.

Gotcha

[middbrew]

Thanks man. I needed that!

No problem, seemed like the pantless thing to do at the time.

[jafobabe]

Good Morning Pantless.... Good Afternoon, and off to work I go.. have a happy pantless day!

[middbrew]

Sure kick a guy while he's already down.

But you asked to me kicked.

[middbrew]

I said kick me not beat the crap outta me

OH, now you tell me. Sorry man.

[middbrew]

Good question

And do you have a good answer?

[middbrew]

When the invisible people tell you there is nothing there to read.

The invisible people, them.

[middbrew]

Cause if you listen real hard they start to fall apart. Esp if the landlord sucks

No ish!

[middbrew]

Cause the real thing would make us all sick?

I thought the "Real Thing" was Coke.

[middbrew]

Murphys law

It still baffles me why Murphy's law was enacted on in the first place. Dumbest law on the books.

[middbrew]

It's a conspiracy to keep us all confused.

I think you're right.

[middbrew]

And just who was Murphy a man or a woman' I say man

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I believe Murphy was a hermaphrodite.

[middbrew]

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Best post I've seen all day.