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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Why do they call them apartments if they are so close together?
    Cause if you listen real hard they start to fall apart. Esp if the landlord sucks
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    02-14-13 07:00 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Why is lemonade made made of artificial ingredients, while dish washing detergent contains real lemons?
    Cause the real thing would make us all sick?
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    02-14-13 07:02 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    How come wrong numbers are never busy?
    Murphys law
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    02-14-13 07:04 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by BergerKing
    Well, why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
    It's a conspiracy to keep us all confused.
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    02-14-13 07:06 AM
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    sputneek
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Here we go!!!!! My pantless 50K Challenge post ......

    Attachment 135733
    Here ya go! Jaff!!





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    02-14-13 07:06 AM
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    TEMPURmental
    Perpetually Confused Genius
    Originally Posted by kbz1960
    Murphys law
    And just who was Murphy a man or a woman' I say man

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9900 using Tapatalk
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    02-14-13 07:07 AM
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    TEMPURmental
    Perpetually Confused Genius
    Sent from my BlackBerry 9900 using Tapatalk
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    02-14-13 07:12 AM
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    jafobabe
    Originally Posted by sputneek
    Here ya go! Jaff!!


    Thanks SputtMan..... Lost my Thanks so...

    The CB 1M post Challenge!-thankyoubuttom.jpg
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    02-14-13 07:12 AM
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    sputneek
    Originally Posted by spencerdl
    Good evening Pantless Crew....Been busy and tired lately......I guess those two go hand and hand.
    Sure does!
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    02-14-13 07:16 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    What do you use to clean soap?
    Soap cleaner
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    02-14-13 07:29 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    What would happen if you mooned a werewolf?
    You might get a little wild action.
    jafobabe, middbrew, sputneek and 1 others like this.
    02-14-13 07:30 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
    When you see Scottish people wincing
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    02-14-13 07:32 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Why do we wash towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
    Cause they hang there wet and collect stink, maybe?
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    02-14-13 07:33 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?
    I'm guessing since us white people turn blue, blue people would turn white.
    jafobabe, middbrew, sputneek and 1 others like this.
    02-14-13 07:37 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?
    Cause the presidential candidates aren't hot.
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    02-14-13 07:39 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    How come the word "one" has a "w" sound in it, but the word "two" does not?
    My head hurts
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    02-14-13 07:40 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    I Keeeelll You
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    02-14-13 07:41 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
    My head still hurts
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    02-14-13 07:44 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Where is louzerdavinci?
    Probably in the gingerbread thread
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    02-14-13 07:45 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
    It's too early and you're making my head hurt
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    02-14-13 07:46 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    If you mated a Bulldog with a Sh1tsu what would you get?
    Either a bullsh!t or a sh!ttingbull
    jafobabe, middbrew, sputneek and 1 others like this.
    02-14-13 07:48 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Now, who would date a bottle? Pray Tell
    An ugly guy that just wants a hole?
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    02-14-13 07:50 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by middbrew
    Well, there was this one time at band camp....
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    02-14-13 07:51 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?
    Cause they are drawn that way.
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    02-14-13 07:53 AM
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    kbz1960
    Doesn't Matter
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Did Noah have woodpeckers and termites on the ark?
    Yes but God made sure they didn't eat the ship.
    jafobabe, middbrew, sputneek and 1 others like this.
    02-14-13 07:56 AM
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