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    middbrew
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Do you sing to them to tune them?
    If you heard me sing you wouldn't ask that.
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    02-13-13 10:46 PM
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    jafobabe
    If you mated a Bulldog with a Sh1tsu what would you get?
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    02-13-13 10:46 PM
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    middbrew
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Where is louzerdavinci?
    I know but if I were to tell you I'd have to kill you.
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    02-13-13 10:46 PM
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    jafobabe
    Originally Posted by BergerKing
    Nah, just gap em and twist em back in....wait, that's sparky plugs.
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    02-13-13 10:47 PM
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    middbrew
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
    It's not the water that kills ya, it's the bottle.
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    02-13-13 10:48 PM
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    jafobabe
    Originally Posted by middbrew
    It's not the water that kills ya, it's the bottle.
    Now, who would date a bottle? Pray Tell
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    02-13-13 10:48 PM
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    middbrew
    Originally Posted by BergerKing
    Nah, just gap em and twist em back in....wait, that's sparky plugs.
    Whew, I thought you were talking about my testicles there for a second.
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    02-13-13 10:49 PM
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    middbrew
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Now, who would date a bottle? Pray Tell
    Well, there was this one time at band camp....
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    02-13-13 10:50 PM
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    jafobabe
    Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?
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    02-13-13 10:50 PM
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    BergerKing
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    02-13-13 10:50 PM
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    jafobabe
    Originally Posted by BergerKing
    I really liked the ConeHeads... funny as h3ll
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    02-13-13 10:51 PM
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    middbrew
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    If you mated a Bulldog with a Sh1tsu what would you get?
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    02-13-13 10:51 PM
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    BergerKing
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    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    If you mated a Bulldog with a Sh1tsu what would you get?
    A bullchit.
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    02-13-13 10:52 PM
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    middbrew
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?
    Because Donald is a 5000er and knows it's cool to be pantless.
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    02-13-13 10:53 PM
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    jafobabe
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    If you mated a Bulldog with a Sh1tsu what would you get?
    Or, a dog named Su
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    02-13-13 10:54 PM
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    BergerKing
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    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    I really liked the ConeHeads... funny as h3ll
    Classic SNL, back when it was actually funny.
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    02-13-13 10:55 PM
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    middbrew
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?
    I think MM is a troll in disguise.
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    02-13-13 10:55 PM
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    jafobabe
    Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
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    02-13-13 10:55 PM
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    jafobabe
    Originally Posted by BergerKing
    Classic SNL, back when it was actually funny.
    totally agree!
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    02-13-13 10:56 PM
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    jafobabe
    Which way does a compass point in space?
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    02-13-13 10:57 PM
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    jafobabe
    Did Noah have woodpeckers and termites on the ark?
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    02-13-13 10:57 PM
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    jafobabe
    Why do Pharmacies make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front check out counter?
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    02-13-13 10:58 PM
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    jafobabe
    Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
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    02-13-13 10:59 PM
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    02-13-13 10:59 PM
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    jafobabe
    Can someone yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
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    02-13-13 10:59 PM
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