[kbz1960]

Well Z i am with you on that oe, wine got me and i am readu to pass out so away we go and catch you in the morninglllll

Oh oh, too much boozel lol, don't tell wu wei. and if you do I will denight it.

Sorry guys but I really have to lay down not and maybe try to sleep.[/QUOTE]

I think those drinks did the trick

[kbz1960]

Good morning pantless

[kbz1960]

Laid is better. And sometimes it lasts longer.

Unless your paying to be laid

[kbz1960]

Whoopie doopie! Me havem buzznotes!
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Awesome!

[kbz1960]

Glad to hear it. I'm about 200 behind you, I should be caught up soon. See you in the past (or future... I don't know. It's so confusing).

Space time thingy

[kbz1960]

You go girl!

Hey baby

[kbz1960]

febreze / whips. .......both toxic to your health .... albeit internally vs externally !

Thanks for the heads up

[kbz1960]

Depending on whether you meant bashful as a noun, adjective, or verb, you might want to consider getting a room.

[kbz1960]

Man. Tonight has sucked.

TWSS?

[bungaboy]

Hot snots!

FIFY . . . . .

[kbz1960]

H3LL EXPLAINED

BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.



The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have ...the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

...

Bonus Question: Is **** exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?



Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.



One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of **** is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into **** and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to ****, it will not leave; therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering ****, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.



Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to ****. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to ****. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in **** to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in **** because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in **** to stay the same, the volume of **** has to expand proportionately as souls are added.



This gives two possibilities:



1. If **** is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter ****, then the temperature and pressure in **** will increase until all **** breaks loose.

2. If **** is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in ****, then the temperature and pressure will drop until **** freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in **** before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that **** is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since **** has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct.... ....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'



THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

LOL I want this guy for my chemist if I ever need one

[kbz1960]

I'll bring the Pillsbury dough stuff and we can roll our own!

Wow man

[kbz1960]

That sounds good.. I just finished off some cheese nachos with really hot sauce.. trying to unstop my nose.

You're eating everything in sight now that you're feeling better

[kbz1960]

What's with this anyway? (Sorry to be seriopus for a sec, but I thought it of interest)

It's called screw the consumer so our company can make more profit.

[kbz1960]

Mornin' pantless peeps!

WTF am I doing up??

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You went to bed early


So did I

[kbz1960]

Good Morning Pantless Faithfuls.......is it Wed yet.

Not yet but I'm not sure about turkey weeks

[BergerKing]

Not yet but I'm sure your turkey reeks

FIFY

[BergerKing]

The polls are in, and I do not want to get up.

[BergerKing]

Especially to drive into the nether regions of Kentucky.

[kbz1960]

The polls are in, and I do not want to get up.

Must be the poll I took too

[kbz1960]

Especially to drive into the nether regions of Kentucky.

Maybe a chastity device is in order?

[bungaboy]

Especially to drive into the nether regions of Kentucky.

BK was experiencing trouble with his rig and had to pull over for repairs. I can just see the headlines now . . . . . "Trucker has rear end greased in rural Kentucky"

[kbz1960]

BK was experiencing trouble with his rig and had to pull over for repairs. I can just see the headlines now . . . . . "Trucker has rear end greased in rural Kentucky"

[pantlesspenguin]

It's 9:00 and my body is telling me it's 11:00. Everyone else is still asleep!! I'm down in the food court having brekkie and people watching. I might check out the weight room in a bit.

[TEMPURmental]

The polls are in, and I do not want to get up.

But you already did, I did that at 6.30 and talked myself back to sleep, Darn the luck went right through to 10 am. Musta been the wine. lol