[Sith_Apprentice]

TW......Nope, leaving that one alone.

TWSS?

[kbz1960]

I had a rude fellow trucker cut me off at a fuel island one day because he was a p-rick, and was nasty when I asked him what he thought he was doing. So, rather than get in a fight with the jacka$$, which would have caused unnecessary paperwork, time, and money.
I wrote in the dirt on his trailer doors, Hi, I'm a bigot and hate everybody that ain't white, please show the love. On one side. The other side I wrote, try and catch me, pig! on the other.

Sounds like the best way to handle that lol

[louzer]

SHHHHHHH!!!!! We're not supposed to talk about them

[Sith_Apprentice]

I am in some good company today.

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[louzer]

Damn(ed) the luck

Hasn't the poor duck taken enough abuse?!?!?

[Sith_Apprentice]

I am in some good company today.

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Of course, this also means I will not get any higher in the ranks haha

[Sith_Apprentice]

Hasn't the poor duck taken enough abuse?!?!?

the secret is to have more than one, and swap them out when needed. Kind of like tires.

[sputneek]

how do you know I didnt go through the drive through then eat at home huh? huh?!

Ya got me there ahuh ahuh!

[louzer]

them might be watching...

ISWYDT

[pantlesspenguin]

I am in some good company today.

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Reminds me of time the top thanked were all ladies. That was awesome.

[louzer]

Sounds like words coming from someone raised on a farm!

Is there a problem with that?

[Sith_Apprentice]

ISWYDT

[louzer]

This would depend on a number of factors.

Do tell...

[Sith_Apprentice]

Reminds me of time the top thanked were all ladies. That was awesome.

well its only polite to thank afterwards....

[kbz1960]

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The best

[kbz1960]

Hasn't the poor duck taken enough abuse?!?!?

Maybe the f'n duck likes it?

[louzer]

Indeed. We sure don't want THEM to come.

Then get your hands off THEM.

[BergerKing]

Remind me not to p!ss you off ooooooor wash my truck...either one will do, thank you!

I had a driver park his truck where he wasn't supposed to, then get mad when I had to pull up close to his truck to back into my door. He leaned out and screamed I'd better not hit his truck. I owned my own, brand new Freightliner, and leaned out and said calmly back that I wasn't going to run my beautiful new truck into his piece of dogsh**. His eyes bulged and he boiled out of his truck screaming every obscenity you can think of as I backed. I laughed and he ran over and snatched open my door, reached in and grabbed my leg as I set the brakes. The second tug was met with a thud as I bounced my four-cell Maglite off of his skull. He staggered back, nearly went down, then kinda slurred out that I wasn't gonna get out of my truck, and I told him I didn't need to, that if I did, he was gonna learn what real pain was.

He staggered back to his truck, cussin' and hollerin', but he stayed away from me. To add insult to injury, the security guard had witnessed his attempted assault, came over and kicked him off the premises.

[sputneek]

Do tell...

Sigh... so many factors...so little time...

[louzer]

Build

I agree. More money and the lady friend is happier. The lady friend is happier, then you get happier. The happier you are, the better you post. And all can be done pantless!

[BergerKing]

Remind me not to p!ss you off ooooooor wash my truck...either one will do, thank you!

I have spray paint and grease....

[pantlesspenguin]

Maybe the f'n duck likes it?

And THAT reminds me of one of the very first things I ever saw on the internet. I wonder if it's still around. Try doing a google search for "duckjob." If you found an audio file of Donald Duck getting a BJ, you've found it.

[louzer]

Nut & honey

Sticky balls???

[kbz1960]

Since Z is at 16,999 as I'm posting this, I assume that when I click submit that he'll be at 17K!!!! Congrats Z!!!

There I go again

Tanks

[sputneek]

Gotta go for a while. catch up (sigh) with ya's latah