[louzer]

I am glad I had a thanks to give you for this work of art and kind generous words.

You echo my feelings about this thread. Thank you.

Happy New Year.

Out of thanks myself at the moment. But thanks!

[TheScionicMan]

This is what all restaurants remind me of on New Years Eve.

The Raiders had a player named Cartwright last year. Every time they would call his name, I would think of this scene.

I say you not here, she say curse word, I hang up...

[pantlesspenguin]

OK new plan. I saw people starting to slide around in the bit in the gym parking lot so I made my exit. Plus I was hungry. I got home, ate, and made up some sputmosas. Let the evening begin!

[TheScionicMan]

im feeling very generous. ****, EVERYONE JUST TAKE ONE

Cheers!

[TheScionicMan]

I've also learned not to make resolutions.

That;s my New Year's resolution this year: to not make any New Year's resolutions.

[TheScionicMan]

You need to pick out a different type of lover.

[TheScionicMan]

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Youth is wasted on the young. Sportscars... on the old. (somebody wrote that on our dorm room door)

I remember when the kids were little, but still somewhat aware of NYE. We would play the East coast ball drop at 9PM and send them out to bang their pots and pans and then to bed. The funny part was that you could hear other kids in the neighborhood celebrating at 9pm too...

[TheScionicMan]

Happy New Year everyone. Gonna try and wind things down here and get home.

[Sith_Apprentice]

Happy new year everyone! May the new year make your wishes come true

[sputneek]

Much better off bringing food and drink over someone's house and staying Sput.

FHFY

[sputneek]

Staying home with the wife. Going to have a few wu-wei's, a few shots of Wild Turkey Honey, and some champagne at midnight. Going to play a few games (wii, cribbage, backgammon, and whatever else).

THEN what?

[jafobabe]

My plans for tonight are to stay at home, doors and windows lock, fix a really nice drink or four, and post here with my friends!

May the New Year bring Health, Happiness, and Prosperity to you and yours.

[sputneek]

Picking up a bottle of spuT!!mante on the way home from work and staying in and watching Netflix.??

Just HAD to fixTHAT!!

[sputneek]

My plans for tonight are to stay at home, doors and windows lock, fix a really nice drink or four,..... and post here with my friends!

May the New Year bring Health, Happiness, and Prosperity to you and yours.

[sputneek]

Hit the nail right on the head.

[sputneek]

Staying home with the family. Sit by the fire and watch the ball drop, have some Sparkling Cider and go to bed. As close to a none event as you can get without having one.

Feel the same way

[kbz1960]

So I forgot we are having Smores tonight as well. My wife has never had Smores and at XXyrs old it is amazing.

mmmmmmm smores

[kbz1960]

I'm not sure KBZ's Mother plays it that way.

Money talks

[kbz1960]

hi guys!

im a lonely female. add me on bbm 27f2b4u

OOOHhhhhh added baby

[BergerKing]

I will make it about 150 miles southwest of St. Louis and shut it down. I don't like being on the road late into NYE, I've already had one incident with a drunk this year, came up the wrong ramp and crossed in front of me as they went the wrong way up the highway. Piece of safety advice� avoid the fast lane late at night or in the early morning. A drunk going the wrong way will nearly always go to their right, unless they are British. I had left the hammer lane about 7 seconds before they crossed in front, and their was less than half a second between us when they cleared. 40 feet was what it boiled down to.

[kbz1960]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I missed by one POST

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you didn't .................................




With some magic? Saved post? Hummmmm

[kbz1960]

Congrats to phoreoneone for making the 33,000th post in the CrackBerry 50K Challenge. For this, a special avatar is earned. This is likely the last 50K avatar of 2012. So be sure to enjoy it. Not that there's anything wrong with it!
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Once again!

[BergerKing]

Missed what by a post? Did you pee on the electric fence again?

[BergerKing]

Yeeehaw! The snow flies!

[sputneek]

But this reminds me of a joke:

A man was walking along the beach and he hears the sound of a woman crying. He looks down and sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on a beach towel crying. He stops and asks what's wrong. She looks up at him and says that she's never been kissed. After thinking about it for a moment, he kneels down, bends over, and gives her a kiss on the cheek. She smiles and he gets up to start to walk away.

As he's leaving, he hears crying again. He stops, turns around, and sees the same woman crying again. Once again, he asks what's wrong. She tells him that she's never been hugged. He pauses and then kneels down and bends over. He reaches around her shoulders and gives her a hug. She thanks him as he gets up to start to walk away again.

Again, he hears crying. He stops and turns to her and ask what is wrong now? She looks her in the eye and says that she has never been fvcked. He looks down at the woman with no arms and no legs crying on her beach towel. He kneels down and bends over. He reaches around her and lifts her into the air, spins around, and hurls her into the ocean. As he is starting to walk away, he turns to her and says, "There. Now you're fvcked!"

Bookmarked for later reading.....February mebbe??