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middbrew

Originally Posted by pantlesspenguin

I know it! You'd think going to a homosexual watering hole every year would increase my chances! But nope. Then again I don't exactly go around kissing people, either...

The one time I had a gf on New Years was when I was with a crazy, crazy chick. Our plan was to meet up in Wichita (this was when we both lived in small neighboring towns), go to a fancy dinner, then stay the night in a nice hotel having sexytimes and watching movies. We get to the hotel...and she doesn't feel like going to dinner and didn't even bring any nice clothes if she were to change her mind. Fine. We get comfy, watch the movie I brought (Serendipity), have sexytimes, then watch the movie she brought. It was some gory war movie with people getting killed in gruesome ways like being set on fire. After the movie she wanted to have sexytimes again, but the movie totally made me lose my ladyboner. Every NYE since I've been surrounded by friends and not lovers.

You need to pick out a different type of lover.

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12-31-12 01:03 PM

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pantlesspenguin

If y'all don't get posting soon I'm gonna miss the big 33k!! I'm off early because of the weather and it's going to take me an hour to get home I bet!

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12-31-12 01:03 PM

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bungaboy

Originally Posted by louzer

Nah. No vanity plate.

My tongue was so far into my cheek it hurt when I made that comment. LoL.

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12-31-12 01:03 PM

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middbrew

Originally Posted by louzer

If by rushing you mean getting your @ss slapped with a wooden paddle, then yes.

So, KBZ's mom is the pledge master?

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12-31-12 01:04 PM

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pantlesspenguin

Originally Posted by middbrew

You need to pick out a different type of lover.

Agreed. In fact I agree so much, that after 4 years with crazy I now have ridiculously high standards :S.

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12-31-12 01:04 PM

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middbrew

Originally Posted by louzer

To be top poster in this thread? Yes you did and an admirable and truly pantless feat you accomplished.

Thanks man!

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12-31-12 01:05 PM

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phoreoneone

Originally Posted by pantlesspenguin

Now I'm wanting to do shots along with my spumante (sput-mante??) tonight...decisions decisions...

put your wine in shot glasses

two birds with one stone

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12-31-12 01:05 PM

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middbrew

Originally Posted by louzer

Not yet. We're not at 33K yet. I'm actually more excited anticipating who will be the 33,000 poster here than waiting for midnight tonight!

As we all are.

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12-31-12 01:06 PM

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phoreoneone

Originally Posted by pantlesspenguin

So you DO speak and not just post Reddit funnies!! Hi there!!

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12-31-12 01:06 PM

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middbrew

Originally Posted by pantlesspenguin

New challenge! I want to see 33,000 by the time I leave in 17 minutes! Go!

Going!

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12-31-12 01:07 PM

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louzer

Originally Posted by pantlesspenguin

I know it! You'd think going to a homosexual watering hole every year would increase my chances! But nope. Then again I don't exactly go around kissing people, either...

The one time I had a gf on New Years was when I was with a crazy, crazy chick. Our plan was to meet up in Wichita (this was when we both lived in small neighboring towns), go to a fancy dinner, then stay the night in a nice hotel having sexytimes and watching movies. We get to the hotel...and she doesn't feel like going to dinner and didn't even bring any nice clothes if she were to change her mind. Fine. We get comfy, watch the movie I brought (Serendipity), have sexytimes, then watch the movie she brought. It was some gory war movie with people getting killed in gruesome ways like being set on fire. After the movie she wanted to have sexytimes again, but the movie totally made me lose my ladyboner. Every NYE since I've been surrounded by friends and not lovers.

In general, friends tend to last longer.

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middbrew

Originally Posted by louzer

Oh. Sorry. But it's just a cartoon anyway. Hope your thumb gets better so that you regain full use of your hand.

ISWYDT

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pantlesspenguin

Originally Posted by phoreoneone

put your wine in shot glasses

two birds with one stone

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1hru2zrep1r5nzg2.gif

This made me laugh so fvcking hard. Remind me to give you a "thanks" when mine come back!

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louzer

Originally Posted by phoreoneone

im feeling very generous. ****, EVERYONE JUST TAKE ONE

I snuck a couple of extras. Hope you don't mind.

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middbrew

Originally Posted by pantlesspenguin

Now I'm wanting to do shots along with my spumante (sput-mante??) tonight...decisions decisions...

I say yes to the shots, goes with the sput-mante.

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12-31-12 01:09 PM

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kbz1960

Doesn't Matter

Originally Posted by middbrew

So, KBZ's mom is the pledge master?

Yep

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12-31-12 01:10 PM

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pantlesspenguin

Originally Posted by louzer

I snuck a couple of extras. Hope you don't mind.

I did too, but don't tell anyone!

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middbrew

Originally Posted by pantlesspenguin

If y'all don't get posting soon I'm gonna miss the big 33k!! I'm off early because of the weather and it's going to take me an hour to get home I bet!

I'm posting, I'm posting!

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12-31-12 01:11 PM

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pantlesspenguin

kbz's mom has got it goin' on.

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middbrew

Originally Posted by bungaboy

My tongue was so far into my cheek it hurt when I made that comment. LoL.

French kissing yourself?

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12-31-12 01:12 PM

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middbrew

Originally Posted by pantlesspenguin

Agreed. In fact I agree so much, that after 4 years with crazy I now have ridiculously high standards :S.

Good call!

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middbrew

Originally Posted by phoreoneone

put your wine in shot glasses

two birds with one stone

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1hru2zrep1r5nzg2.gif

Now why didn't I think of that?

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middbrew

Originally Posted by louzer

In general, friends tend to last longer.

So a friend that is a lover will last the longest.

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12-31-12 01:14 PM

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middbrew

Originally Posted by louzer

In general, friends tend to last longer.

TWSS

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pantlesspenguin

OK fellers, time for me to get home. Congrats ahead of time to the lucky 33k winner!

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12-31-12 01:15 PM

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