[phoreoneone]

[louzer]

Good plan. Staying in is the safe and pantless thing to do.

And you're never alone with access to this thread and BBM.

[phoreoneone]

[louzer]

Or you can do what I like to do. Celebrate every time zones new year with a shot.

That puts me 14 shots behind already!

[phoreoneone]

[louzer]

Staying home with the family. Sit by the fire and watch the ball drop, have some Sparkling Cider and go to bed. As close to a none event as you can get without having one.

It's more about the company than the event itself.

[phoreoneone]

That puts me 14 shots behind already!

you better get started!

here is one from me

don't say i never gave you anything

[louzer]

All time is quality time if you make the best of it. Sometimes it's nice to have a reason.

I prefer to have a reason every day than to waste a bunch of time building up one particular moment.

[pantlesspenguin]

You need to get out. I find it easier to get kissed if I'm around others.

I know it! You'd think going to a homosexual watering hole every year would increase my chances! But nope. Then again I don't exactly go around kissing people, either...

The one time I had a gf on New Years was when I was with a crazy, crazy chick. Our plan was to meet up in Wichita (this was when we both lived in small neighboring towns), go to a fancy dinner, then stay the night in a nice hotel having sexytimes and watching movies. We get to the hotel...and she doesn't feel like going to dinner and didn't even bring any nice clothes if she were to change her mind. Fine. We get comfy, watch the movie I brought (Serendipity), have sexytimes, then watch the movie she brought. It was some gory war movie with people getting killed in gruesome ways like being set on fire. After the movie she wanted to have sexytimes again, but the movie totally made me lose my ladyboner. Every NYE since I've been surrounded by friends and not lovers.

[middbrew]

But this reminds me of a joke:

A man was walking along the beach and he hears the sound of a woman crying. He looks down and sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on a beach towel crying. He stops and asks what's wrong. She looks up at him and says that she's never been kissed. After thinking about it for a moment, he kneels down, bends over, and gives her a kiss on the cheek. She smiles and he gets up to start to walk away.

As he's leaving, he hears crying again. He stops, turns around, and sees the same woman crying again. Once again, he asks what's wrong. She tells him that she's never been hugged. He pauses and then kneels down and bends over. He reaches around her shoulders and gives her a hug. She thanks him as he gets up to start to walk away again.

Again, he hears crying. He stops and turns to her and ask what is wrong now? She looks her in the eye and says that she has never been fvcked. He looks down at the woman with no arms and no legs crying on her beach towel. He kneels down and bends over. He reaches around her and lifts her into the air, spins around, and hurls her into the ocean. As he is starting to walk away, he turns to her and says, "There. Now you're fvcked!"

Damn! Guess you need to be careful what you ask for.

[louzer]

Isn't rushing what you do when you pledge a fraternity or sorority?

If by rushing you mean getting your @ss slapped with a wooden paddle, then yes.

[phoreoneone]

im feeling very generous. ****, EVERYONE JUST TAKE ONE

[middbrew]

It's fun being on top!

TWSS

[louzer]

I made 10 last year. succeeded with one.

To be top poster in this thread? Yes you did and an admirable and truly pantless feat you accomplished.

[middbrew]

And you're never alone with access to this thread and BBM.

Truer words have never been spoken.

[pantlesspenguin]

you better get started!

here is one from me

don't say i never gave you anything

So you DO speak and not just post Reddit funnies!! Hi there!!

[louzer]

So, I figure I win!

Not yet. We're not at 33K yet. I'm actually more excited anticipating who will be the 33,000 poster here than waiting for midnight tonight!

[middbrew]

That puts me 14 shots behind already!

Double duty. Double shots.

[pantlesspenguin]

New challenge! I want to see 33,000 by the time I leave in 17 minutes! Go!

[louzer]

My thumb just healed and you had to post THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your a cruel individual Louzer, very cruel indeed.

Oh. Sorry. But it's just a cartoon anyway. Hope your thumb gets better so that you regain full use of your hand.

[middbrew]

It's more about the company than the event itself.

Hear! Hear!

[pantlesspenguin]

Double duty. Double shots.

Now I'm wanting to do shots along with my spumante (sput-mante??) tonight...decisions decisions...

[middbrew]

I prefer to have a reason every day than to waste a bunch of time building up one particular moment.

Good call. That's reason to drink every day.

[louzer]

with my girlfriend 100 miles away from me, this is going to be me tonight

http://i.imgur.com/iRZsM.gif

Skype shots!

[louzer]

You need to get out. I find it easier to get kissed if I'm around others.

And grab some of the mistletoe while it's still good and carry it around with you. It doesn't just work on Christmas!