[middbrew]

OK. You know the scene in Dumb and Dumber when they get pulled over by the cop who thinks they've been drinking and... Oh never mind.

[louzer]

Bills beat Jets 28-9

The Jets wear too many pants!

[middbrew]

What a 5000 way for them to end their season!

Yep, a four game winning streak. It coincided with the debut of their new name.

[louzer]

Bengals beat the Ravens 23-17

Look out for those Bengals!

[middbrew]

Look out for those Bengals!

I think you are on to something.

[louzer]

Steelers over the Browns 24-10

Sorry Doc. You know the like rule.

[middbrew]

Sorry Doc. You know the like rule.

It's hard some times, but you just got to take one for the team.

[louzer]

I just tried googling a radio bra because I swore someone made them. I found this instead, which is even more hilarious. Watch the video. PLAY Video: Audio Activated Bra

One of those things that, in theory, is a great idea. But the lights look kind of sharp and I don't know how long I could put up with that annoying voice (assuming you have to talk that way and at that volume to keep the lights going). And besides, after the first couple of words, all I wanted to do was shut up the talking, rip it off, and bury my face in there anyway. Just sayin'

[louzer]

Chargers beat the Raiders 24-21

Sorry Scionic. Same like rules apply here.

[louzer]

Don't you mean the Riots beat the Dols...

ISWYDT

[louzer]

Yeah, that's more like it.

TWSS

[middbrew]

One of those things that, in theory, is a great idea. But the lights look kind of sharp and I don't know how long I could put up with that annoying voice (assuming you have to talk that way and at that volume to keep the lights going). And besides, after the first couple of words, all I wanted to do was shut up the talking, rip it off, and bury my face in there anyway. Just sayin'

You sound like a guy with a plan.

[louzer]

It's kind of that hotel in California.

I must have passed my 2nd wu-wei because I'm seeing double necks on the guitar.

[louzer]

I was doing good, on the move again, til I got to the shipper and they had a big closed sign at the gate. Not what I wanted to see.

Look at the bright side. It's probably better than seeing this:

[louzer]

Enough of them bundled into firelogs are pretty awesome, they are so pretty when they burn.

Blasphemy!!!

[louzer]

With talented multitasking you can.

Or a great multithreaded OS.

[louzer]

I don't know. What does a slap across the face mean?

This

[louzer]

Great idea. I hear the wages over there are really low, we should be able to hire a few cheap people. Shell we try mail order brides?

Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I'll take a female order bride.

[louzer]

Always the safest response.

I'm on my 2nd.

[middbrew]

Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I'll take a female order bride.

ISWYDT

[louzer]

Which music?

Shhh. You'll miss the silence between the notes.

[middbrew]

I'm on my 2nd.

TWSS

[louzer]

Hmm, pantless and thoughtless.

Both required.

[louzer]

So we have the Midwest and Southwest here in the US and there is the Far West in China. Where is the near west?

To the left of the near east.

[louzer]

Opps, I was suppose to wait?

That's OK since it's always 5:00 somewhere.