[louzer]

So, I haven't heard the Duck story in away.


The Duck Song - YouTube

Let me help you out then.

[kbz1960]

Glad to hear you're feeling better. This better you speak of. Does she mind?

I don't know. What does a slap across the face mean?

[louzer]

So, I was playing this Texas Holdem game. Had a nice pair of kings dealt to me.

He who dealt it smelled it!

[louzer]

So, I was playing this Texas Holdem game. After the flop I was left with the pair of kings. Nothing else on the table looked that good so I bet a modest bet.

You're looking at the wrong table then!

[louzer]

So, I was playing this Texas Holdem game.After the river I was still stuck with the pair of kings, but there weren't any other cards higher. I again made a modest bet as no one else was betting.

Because Sput bogarted.

[louzer]

So, I was playing this Texas Holdem game.On the turn I pick up another king. feeling like I had it I went all in. I was either going to get everyone out or grab the pot that was mine.

TWHSAHFTHATWLFSWB
(That's what he said after he finished the job and then went looking for Sput who bogarted.)

[louzer]

So, I was playing this Texas Holdem game.But low and behold someone was playing the fools hand and working on an inside straight and hit it with the king.

Your sex metaphors are getting way too complex for me to keep up with!

[louzer]

So, I was playing this Texas Holdem game. Damn the luck.

No. Damn the Torpedoes.

[middbrew]

FIFY vodka and FIFY cranberry = wu-wei.

And make sure it's 50% wu and 50% wei

[louzer]

He's going to laugh his azz off!

Then it won't be so funny, will it?

[middbrew]

Glad to hear you're feeling better. This better you speak of. Does she mind?

Does it really matter?

[louzer]

Is this the dead space between the night and the morning postings?

We need a Far East branch of the 5000 so that we can operate 7x24. We only seem to have 7x22 covered.

[louzer]

Not that there are dead people here.

I see dead people.

[louzer]

Just dead space between posts.

Like the silence between notes in music.

[louzer]

I'm thinking it's 1:05 here in the Midwest.

Stop thinking and get back to posting!

[louzer]

Midwest in the US.

Or the Far West in China.

[louzer]

I don't really know what time it would be in Canada.

5:00. Time to drink!

[louzer]

In the mid part of Canada that is.

Ah. You mean the Canadian Pubis?

[middbrew]

We need a Far East branch of the 5000 so that we can operate 7x24. We only seem to have 7x22 covered.

Great idea. I hear the wages over there are really low, we should be able to hire a few cheap people. Shell we try mail order brides?

[louzer]

But anyway, my point is there is this gap between post again.

Once again, the Canadian Pubis.

[louzer]

Both here, there, and everywhere.

[louzer]

I guess that's three places.

All rolled into one.

[middbrew]

I see dead people.

[louzer]

So forget the both.

And remember the one.

[wu-wei]

Some people never admit to more than 2.

Always the safest response.