[middbrew]

Uh huh. And I resorted t your tactics

Good job, well done.

[kbz1960]

It's a crime you still work there.

Ouch

[middbrew]

I'm thinking there is something going on with Robert Loggia

Who is this Robert Loggia?

[louzer]

A stitch in time saves nine what?

Nein!

[louzer]

Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?

Only if you self-abuse the privilige.

[middbrew]

A stitch in time saves nine what?

Vestal virgins?

[louzer]

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Only if Hamburger was a former Secretary of State.

[louzer]

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

I'm resisting the urge to justify this pun.

[middbrew]

Only if you self-abuse the privilige.

It's a privilege to self-abuse? I feel so dirty now.

[louzer]

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?


Inquiring minds want to know

Depends if h20work has been there.

[louzer]

Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

No. By Lorena Bobbitt.

[louzer]

What do batteries run on?

Might be a question for that original Febreze

During the winter, they run on treadmills.

[louzer]

What do chickens think we taste like?

Preditors.

[louzer]

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

Ambien pills.

[louzer]

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If they hold the skinny people by the ankles before dipping them in the chocolate.

[middbrew]

Depends if h20work has been there.

Now that's funny! True, but funny.

[louzer]

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

No. Crime, THEMselves, don't handle money. They let lust and greed handle the financials.

[louzer]

Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

In their pants folded neatly in the corner.

[louzer]

What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?

Then you're 75% dead. 50% from the first time and then only another 25% or the remaining the second time.

[louzer]

Do fish get thirsty?

Of course. And they get hammered! Isn't that why people say "drinks like a fish".

[louzer]

Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

No. They're practicing for their boyfriends.

[louzer]

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Yes. Because they don't have to pull over at rest areas and add unneccessary time onto their travel plans.

[louzer]

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

I think we'll finally find out tomorrow on 12/21/12.

[louzer]

What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?

Yes. And it's shaved because they can't get the wax to stick to it.

[louzer]

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Stop. I don't have my makeup on. Take it later.