[middbrew]

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

[wu-wei]

With patience, I was able to fit it in.

TWIS

[kbz1960]

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

[middbrew]

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

[wu-wei]

This might be easier if I'm sitting down.

TWSS

[kbz1960]

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

[middbrew]

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

[wu-wei]

I'll try not to get too far behind.

TWIS

[louzer]

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Now you're being just plane silly.

[middbrew]

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

[kbz1960]

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

[middbrew]

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

[kbz1960]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[wu-wei]

I can't handle all of this!

TWSS

[louzer]

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Because then they'd never open it unless the plane crashes.

[middbrew]

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

[middbrew]

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

[kbz1960]

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

[louzer]

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Because I don't have a TV in my car.

[middbrew]

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

[kbz1960]

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

[wu-wei]

Hey! Someone put a hotdog in my taco and made a mess!
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TWSS (These are getting fun.)

[louzer]

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?

No. It lands on the buttered toast.

[middbrew]

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

[louzer]

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

From on top of the nightstand.