[middbrew]

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?

[SEAWARRIOR]

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

for those that are driven by blind faith...

[louzer]

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Only hypothetically.

[middbrew]

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

[kbz1960]

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Because if you have a duck you can.

[middbrew]

How did a fool and his money get together?

[middbrew]

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

[louzer]

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

In a VW Bug.

[kbz1960]

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Because the plane fills up with ........... when everyone finds out it's going down?

[middbrew]

What's another word for thesaurus?

[SEAWARRIOR]

..... .....

[middbrew]

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

[louzer]

If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Because the 24 hours are not necessarily consecutive on Jupiter.

[SEAWARRIOR]

What's another word for thesaurus?

book....

[middbrew]

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

[kbz1960]

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

So you can go home with them and blow yourself up there?

[middbrew]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

[louzer]

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

That's an udderly ridiculous question.

[middbrew]

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

[kbz1960]

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

That and a blank.

[middbrew]

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

[louzer]

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

[middbrew]

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

[middbrew]

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

[louzer]

I suppose I should start or I'll have a lot of catching up to do.

TWSS