[middbrew]

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

[louzer]

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

I've never been asked to show a licence before I liquor!

[middbrew]

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

[middbrew]

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

[louzer]

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Because, if pronounced correctly, you'd probably bring up phlegmn.

[middbrew]

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

[kbz1960]

How?

Under whos porch?

[middbrew]

If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

[middbrew]

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

[middbrew]

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

[kbz1960]

I suppose I should start or I'll have a lot of catching up to do.

[louzer]

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Because they're going to build a really really really long bridge.

[middbrew]

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

[middbrew]

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

[middbrew]

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

[louzer]

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Because if you manage to get the window open, a flotation device held out the window won't slow down the plane.

[kbz1960]

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

I dunno. Maybe so you can give it to everyone else in the car to drink?

[middbrew]

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

[middbrew]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[kbz1960]

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

It isn't?

[louzer]

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Because sometimes you need a cigarette after you pull the pump out.

[middbrew]

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

[middbrew]

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

[louzer]

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

No. You can just beat the krap out of them.

[middbrew]

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?