[TheScionicMan]

Make 7-Up Yours

Same to you, buddy!

[TheScionicMan]

I'm not your buddy, pal!

[TheScionicMan]

But is it a crappy purple Scion?

What is it with you and purple things?

[Alex_Hong]

Holy sh!t.

Previously my home internet came with a free data sim for use on things like a tablet or laptop. I switched over to fibre optics a while back, and they started charging me for that data plan that I don't even use at all for the past 2 years I had it. I always paid the usual few accounts i have with my carrier, and today i got a reminder letter saying I have an account that is overdue. That I haven't paid for that data sim for 3 months (which i didn't even knew was still active). I was like WTF? They have been charging me for months and i didn't even know. Bloody blood suck3rs.

Random rant over.

[kbz1960]

That's not entirely true. They're partially composed of single socks.

[kbz1960]

Holy sh!t.

Previously my home internet came with a free data sim for use on things like a tablet or laptop. I switched over to fibre optics a while back, and they started charging me for that data plan that I don't even use at all for the past 2 years I had it. I always paid the usual few accounts i have with my carrier, and today i got a reminder letter saying I have an account that is overdue. That I haven't paid for that data sim for 3 months (which i didn't even knew was still active). I was like WTF? They have been charging me for months and i didn't even know. Bloody blood suck3rs.

Random rant over.

[mikeplus1]

My all-time favorite jazz number:

R.I.P. Dave Brubeck 1920-2012

[TheScionicMan]

[drjay868]

Whew.... ... 50 pages down in the last hour and still so far away! Page 730, here I come!

[mikeplus1]

Dave Brubeck, jazz great, dead at 91 - TODAY Entertainment

[TheScionicMan]

I wish my dog did all of this.

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[TheScionicMan]

And I'm sure she'd pe pisst if she found I was feeling any woman other than her.

My name is Sergeant Friday. I work on Tuesday. Tuesday is my partner. One night we went to a party. On our way there, we had a flat tire. I jacked, she pumped; I jacked, she pumped; Then she got out of the car to fix the tire. When we got to the party, we all felt merry. Merry got mad and left. We all jumped for Joy. Joy got mad and left too. Then a lady jumped out of the party cake. We all had a piece. Then we had some cake. I dropped my keys under the couch. I felt, she felt; I felt, she felt; Then I looked under the couch for the keys. Then I took her home and we sat on the porch. Someone threw a rock and hit her on the tit. Broke three of my fingers. I was gonna kiss her goodnight but she closed her legs and broke my glasses. Then her dad came out and told me to beat it. So I did; Then I left.

[bungaboy]

What is it with you and purple things?

[kbz1960]

My name is Sergeant Friday. I work on Tuesday. Tuesday is my partner. One night we went to a party. On our way there, we had a flat tire. I jacked, she pumped; I jacked, she pumped; Then she got out of the car to fix the tire. When we got to the party, we all felt merry. Merry got mad and left. We all jumped for Joy. Joy got mad and left too. Then a lady jumped out of the party cake. We all had a piece. Then we had some cake. I dropped my keys under the couch. I felt, she felt; I felt, she felt; Then I looked under the couch for the keys. Then I took her home and we sat on the porch. Someone threw a rock and hit her on the tit. Broke three of my fingers. I was gonna kiss her goodnight but she closed her legs and broke my glasses. Then her dad came out and told me to beat it. So I did; Then I left.

Wow busy night

[drjay868]

So we were posting songs about places and no one got this one?

[kbz1960]

nooooooooooooo

[TheScionicMan]

Mr. Pibb

That soda has identity issues

1972 (as Peppo)
1973 (as Dr. Pibb and Mr. Pibb later that year)
2001 (as Pibb Xtra)

[TheScionicMan]

[drjay868]

Or, more surprisingly:

[kbz1960]

I've got nothin

[mikeplus1]

I think I may have posted this one before:

[mikeplus1]

And this one:

[drjay868]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003...an_xlarge.jpeg

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

I want to thank this so bad, but my Thanks button has taken a vacation and hasn't come back the last 5 pages or so.

[mikeplus1]

Hey, that was post #21344 everybody! WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kbz1960]