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Sanding Block... did you catch any of the PBA tournament?

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Do they still use 10 pins with no strings?

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How big are their balls?

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Are they still oily?

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Do they still towel off their balls?

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Man I miss bowling balls

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The only difference between a Pin and a Pint is a t.

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However you bowl, aim for the pocket.

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Can you fit your balls in your pocket? if so you should be playing with smaller pins.

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Why do the Philippines make the best crackers? Yeah, like SkyFlakes.

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How come a moth can enter a shed through a dime sized hole, but can't find the open door to leave???

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Beef stew for supper tonight, made with tenderloin. Chow down, I'm on the gravy train!

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Potato, carrots, onions and a bowling ball.

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You all didn't know that Tenderloin makes bowling balls eh?

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Confucius say that when loin is tender, do not play with balls.

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Aw shoot, there goes another 747 on the way to Alaska.

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All vacations in Alaska have been disapproved

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It's not all aboot the boot but the boot is what it's all aboot.

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Alien just committed suicide, can't blame it.

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Sad that the insurance policy it bought 23 months ago has a 2 year suicide waiver.

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Well if we see any more posts from the Alien chalk it up to interstellar cross chatter interfering with the PBA network broadcast. As an aside the Alien was wanted nationwide by the Bowling Owners Alliance (BOA) for uncommentable infractions in Bowling boot rentals.That's what it's finally all aboot.

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Zed, just signed you up for next years Chuckwagon Races at the Calgary Stampede. Get an insurance policy with an 11 month waiver.

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It's all aboot making me beneficiary

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Calgary currently is having a big sale on horsemeat.

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Well I'm pretty sure I'll never get my sense of humor back!
Ok, screw the vodka. They say there's no cure for cancer well I disagree. You know maraschino cherry juice? It has the most preservatives anything else in the world. If you added one more preservative you'd have a great tasting formaldehyde. when the Universe implodes, you will have maraschino cherrys still floating around in the void.
Forget Ripple, forget Annie Green Springs.
Ferment maraschino cherry juice and what we have is maraschino cherry juice wine.
Two shots of maraschino cherry juice wine and a six pack of Twinkies ( the original recipe) and you're good for the day.

Well I think of these things so you don't have to.