[misterabrasive]

That's actually what I thought all these years, too.

That's Coo Coo Ca Choo (damn amateur)

[anon(10603236)]

An anthem and a flag are just that. Nothing more. What if you're in the bathroom when they play the anthem? Stand up? Cleaning crew is not gonna be too happy...

Ya know, the U.S. is the only country whose National Anthem has bombs and rockets in it.
That anthem and flag (and eagle) represent your grandparents era.

You need something that speaks for YOUR generation.

Uncle Sam standing naked at attention (representing the people)
with Lady Liberty on her knees in front of him making hand gestures (describing what your government is doing to you)

LADY LIBERTY HAS A THING FOR JUSTICE THESE DAYS

[anon(10603236)]

Here... I did it for you. Attachment 445237

Amateur lyric website.

[kbz1960]

My colpitis seems to have cleared.

What did it clear?

[kbz1960]

It’s good for typing and games in particular.

Nice

[kbz1960]

This might just be a pizza weekend.

Chinese

[kbz1960]

Check that.

Check

[kbz1960]

There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza.

Won't have to dump it out now

[anon(10603236)]

This might just be a pizza weekend.

Everyday's a weekend! Silly Muppet!

[kbz1960]

Zed's at work I suppose. The world is running low on the Taco Scale.

Weekend off

[kbz1960]

2 dozen pickled eggs eaten and 12 beers drunk. Look for a Mushroom cloud later tonight.

[kbz1960]

How did Zed ever get that job??

If I told you I'd have to kill you

[kbz1960]

Check

[anon(10603236)]

If you have the time you can make anybody like anything.

That's why we all love the Alien.

That's really not a good comparison. You like whatever I say as I'm saying it
and I don't even TRY to make you.

[anon(10603236)]

Zed's at work I suppose. The world is running low on the Taco Scale.

That's why the world runs on The Time Zone Continuum Thingy. (runs perfectly fine)

[anon(10603236)]

If I told you I'd have to kill you

I'll tell him how you got the job and then you can still kill him!

[kbz1960]

Weeeeeeeee

[kbz1960]

I'll tell him how you got the job and then you can still kill him!

[anon(10603236)]

Weeeeeeeee

There goes another tree!

[Vishnu Menon 91]

Good morning

[kbz1960]

There goes another tree!

Rubber. High hopes?

[kbz1960]

Good morning

Good evening

[anon(10603236)]

Had to chase a black bear out of my garage yesterday. I left the door open and the pig went straight for the trash can

So, What happened to the bear and where'd the pig come from?

[anon(10603236)]

I think I missed something a few pages back. Not sure just what it is that is and isn't being discussed about Military and Religion and Employees and Sports and Walruses and Free Speech and OverStaying Visas.

Posted via CB10 on Z10

We staged a few non-family friendly moments to see if anyone was paying attention. It appears not!!

[anon(10603236)]

SunsaturDay morning unidentified flying object of desire flyby.

Ya ever notice how Sunsaturday mornings are void of everyone except me??
Well, I notice so you don't have to.

Is it cause nobody likes me? No! I'm the unidentified flying object of desire. I'm the only UFO out there ,
so I'm automatically identified . I know it. I know they know it. They know I know it. They know they know it.
Even so, They're all in denial about knowing it.

Is it because of my exceptional team player status? No! I'm Legally alienated because I'm the only one who actually plays.
Everyone else watches.

Is it because I'm the only one who follows a healthy plan of Two shots of Maraschino Cherry Juice wine and a six pack of Twinkies while everyone else's routine consists of poisoning themselves with a recycled liquid in a can or liquid in a recycled can,or a liquid and can from a recycling plant somewhere in New Jersey so they look and feel their best when they go to work at their dead end jobs on Monsaturday morning? It's hard to tell because they're all in denial but it's my job to know so, Yes!!

I would elaborate but noone will read this and this is only a SunsaturDay morning unidentified flying object of desire flyby..

So, Bye bye........ Miss American Pie, I like mine shaved and hummm humm dee dum, can't get that song outa my head....
So tudalue and happy trails to da YOU and

I was never here. And they call ME cra cra Z is a dog .
Hey hey mama, you don't like my mood.... gonna make you sweat gonna make you groov......e baby. Going to California with an aching
to get a part.. and it's a good thing nobody reads anymore.
I'd elaborate but this is, after all just a SunsaturDay morning unidentified flying object of desire flyby.

So L-O-S-T....see ya soon, Why? because you like me.. B-O-Y can't I end this gracefully like a flyby should, if only i could.. I know I should
leave.. Hey, back off! This may be nonsense but it's structured and besides....

this is just a SunsaturDay morning unidentified flying object of desire flyby.

Weeeeee!
Where's that confounded tree!