[anon(10603236)]

Wait. I'm already crazy

Well, look who decided to look up! It's like " coming out." The elation of telling the world, "Hey! I'm crazy," without all the fanfair.

People look at ME as if "they" crazy!
I'm not part of it. I don't belong. It doesn't include me. Never has. No matter how you choose to define it,
I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, union, club, association,
neighborhood improvement committee..... I have no interest in any of it.

I love and treasure individuals as I meet them. I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to. So, if you read something in this that sounds like advocacy of a particular point of view, please reject the notion.
My interest in issues is merely to point out how badly you're doing , not to suggest a way you might do better.
Don't confuse me with those that cling to hope. I enjoy describing how things are. I have no interest in how things ought to be and I certainly have no interest in fixing them. I sincerely believe that if you think there's a solution,
you're part of the problem. My Motto: Cluck Hope.

Lest you wonder.. personally I am a joyful individual with many friends and a close loving family. My life has turned out better than I ever dreamed and it continues to expand. I'm a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else.
What may sound like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt.
I view humans with a combination of wonder and pity and I root for it's destruction. And please, don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you everything's gonna be alright.
And by the way, I don't do serious!

Now, let's take care of the gnat problem!!

[anon(10603236)]

How deep is buckethead's bucket

Concentrate! If you've paying attention, you can only come to one conclusion.
There's no depth in the head, so the bucket must be very shallow.

(Sorry, Buckethead, but he asked!)

[anon(10603236)]

I have insurance. Last words? Killed by a crazy flame throwing alien that was trying to kill gnats without a silent G to make things better. It really happened.

Oh Yeah! The force is strong in this one. You've crossed over. At the lamppost up ahead...
You've just entered the Twilight Zone. (My home)

Ya gotta wonder what kind of mind would invent a Flamethrower. I mean, this "person" could only have though, "I wanna burn something, but I also wanna do it from a distance so I can watch it burn."

I just can't do it. Would you consider a flea/ gnat collar (the "a" in Flea is not silent) So a flee-uh/ga-nat) and a can of
flee-uh/ga-nat spray??

Take a moment... I know it's a big decision. Collar and spray and putting up with The Alien? or going out like the flaming dog you are!!

[anon(4297019)]

No pigs in AK

Arkansas?

[misterabrasive]

Cue theme from "The Twilight Zone"

I have insurance. Last words? Killed by a crazy flame throwing alien that was trying to kill gnats without a silent G to make things better. It really happened.

[anon(4297019)]

Sorry, wife crawled in bed drunk and wanted to babble. Had to "listen" . Where were we?

Use the red rope.

[anon(4297019)]

Captain [IMG=948x1185]https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190712/b6bc65e394e5a42f42c32d88f1a19d5b.jpg[/url]

That's me before I started drinking.

[anon(4297019)]

So much for round the globe coverage

There is no global here. Unless the flat earth people made a snow globe.

[anon(4297019)]

Nah! We prefer to talk about you right to your face.

You like the smell don't you...

[anon(4297019)]

You have the rope?

Alaska has the red rope.

[anon(4297019)]

Even the decathlon?

Naw, he does not swing that way.

[anon(4297019)]

And make good pets

Unlike Aliens...

[anon(4297019)]

Doesn't seem like the safest place unless it has a basement

Basement is full of pee.

[anon(4297019)]

No!

I had to delete my post because his post was copied in my reply and it might have insulted any of the following people.

https://www.bestadsontv.com/ad/13606...ival-Offensive

[Chuck Finley69]

Spoken like a true patriot. Why do you fear Bernie?

No fear other than I'll take a rich businessman that acts like an idiot over the one that claims to not be rich or an idiot but proves it whenever he speaks.

Four of my favorite business people in history are PT Barnum, Donald Trump, Vince McMahon and Kenneth Feld because of the entertainment factor. Politicians are just worthless thieves. Plus don't forget Ronnie AKA President Reagan too.

[anon(4297019)]

Lord buckethead should banish them from thyn kingdom

Done. Served with dinner.

[anon(4297019)]

Looked like lunar landing video at times.

[anon(4297019)]

With the sun moving south I'm starting to loose the nice shade spot

Shady.

[anon(4297019)]

Technically the sun isn't moving but the planet is tilting

What you talking about?

[anon(4297019)]

Rather magnetic north

That's better. The NORTH POLE stil has a Canadian postal code: H0H0H0

[anon(4297019)]

How deep is buckethead's bucket

Now that's DEEP

[anon(4297019)]

No fear other than I'll take a rich businessman that acts like an idiot over the one that claims to not be rich or an idiot but proves it whenever he speaks.

Four of my favorite business people in history are PT Barnum, Donald Trump, Vince McMahon and Kenneth Feld because of the entertainment factor. Politicians are just worthless thieves. Plus don't forget Ronnie AKA President Reagan too.

Comrade, there is a hope for you. Gonna watch the XFL? Is Youknow gonna have a team?

[anon(4297019)]

That would make Alaska happy.

[Chuck Finley69]

Comrade, there is a hope for you. Gonna watch the XFL? Is Youknow gonna have a team?

Tampa has a team with some guy named Marc Trestman as coach. I'll watch as long as some clown players don't try and make political statements.

[anon(4297019)]

Tampa has a team with some guy named Marc Trestman as coach. I'll watch as long as some clown players don't try and make political statements.

Ah Mark Trestman coached the Montreal Alouettes for years.
Is the Tampa team going to play half their games in Montreal like the Rays?